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It's All Over!

2010-12-16T09:45:00.000+08:00

All the pain we went through, all the efforts we put in, now turn into joy as we hand in Chemistry Paper 1.

STPM IS FINALLY OVER!!!!

FREEDOM!!!!

STPM Checklist, Monitor's Version

2010-11-16T17:58:00.003+08:00

Hey guys! SPTM is like, one week away, are you ready?

Hehe, as a caring Class Monitor, here a checklist to make sure you are ready even if you're not.

Identity Card (Check properly whether it is your I.C.)
Examination Slip
Examination Time Table
At least 3 black/blue pen
At least 2 rulers
At least 2 erasers
1 boxful of 2B mechanical pencils lead
At least 3 2B/HB pencil or 2 mechanical pencils
Colour pencil with at least 9 different colours (for PA 2)
Gan Mama's love letter
Mr. Praga's Checklist
Watch/Clock
Compass
Protractor
Calculator
Water
Food
Chocolate/Banana
Your health
Your brain
Your girlfriend/boyfriend's photo (Parents' photo would be fine for those who are single)
Last but not least, a happy and confident mood

All the best guys, let's make history!

Latest Version

2010-10-24T14:38:00.001+08:00

I know it’s late but I didn’t know Yong Shean already uploaded to FB instead of blog. Enjoy!

Get Ready For Trials

2010-09-16T23:29:00.003+08:00

Taking out some of my "wasted" time to scratch here abit.

Trial in coming in less than 4 days, and everyone's tensioned I guess.

Ivan Low went missing from Facebook while Magdalene is crying out for an escape. Wai Shin went book eating while Yong Shean is trying to revise upside down.

I very kiasu, everyone's studying with

their doors shut, what the heck am I doing here?

RELAX LA ABANG, exam saja, biar FAIL...HAHAHAHA!

Class Profile for Magazine!!

2010-07-12T17:19:00.001+08:00

Something about porn

2010-07-12T17:08:00.003+08:00

Nigel:” Luky, you got watch porn before or not?”

Luky shook his head. Nigel and Mock laugh in disbelief.

Nigel:” Bernard, got watch porn ah?”

Bernard laughs and gave no reply.

Mock:” Eh Luky, Bernard, you watch porn you sin one time, then you deny it, lie, sin second time.”

Nigel:” So you want sin one time or sin two times?”

Luky blurted out something unusually obscene which is not appropriate to post here.

Nigel:” Whoa! TRIPLE SIN!!!!”

Ivan Low:” Cheh, watch oni mah, I act one!”

Nigel, Mock stunt! Burst into extreme laughter! Pang sitting beside Mock, laughed even louder.

As Ivan was boasting and crapping how well he acts, Pang blurted:”You # people or let people #?”

Ivan Low:” WOI!!!”

HAHAHAHA Class laughed even louder until Mock couldn’t breathe!

~~~This is what happens when Mr. Gopal is not in the class talking about football, we talk something else!~~~

KENSETT WINS!!!!

Why Thailand was the only one not conquered?

2010-07-12T16:59:00.001+08:00

*PA presentation*

En. Azlin:” Hampir semua negara Asia Tenggara pernah dijajah, hanya satu sahaja yang beluw pernah dijajah, mana negara itu?”

Class:” Thailand!”

Loke:”Cikgu, kerana situ ada banyak Ah Gua…”

*Class burst into laughter*

En. Azlin:” Apa tu Ah Gua?!”

I stunt!

Mock:” Cikgu, Ah Gua itu pondan.”

En. Azlin:” Oh pondan!”

Loke:” Cikgu, kerana situ banyak Ah Gua sebab itu mat salleh takut pergi sana.”

*Laugh somemore!*

HAHAHA!

New Header Photo!!

2010-06-27T01:34:00.001+08:00

WooHOO!!!

New Header photo! Check it out our Italian handsign!!!!

SUPRISE!

2010-06-26T02:20:00.001+08:00

It’s time to get this blog up and running again!

What you are about to see is to be taken LIGHTLY.

Lower 6 Coming in!

2010-05-12T17:53:00.002+08:00

Woohoo!

At last they are here! So, have you spotted any handsome guy or pretty girl? I personally have not, but it's going to be extraordinarily exciting!

Here's the thing, our beloved Mummy wants 7A above to take 5 subs, so guys, what do you think?!

Cannot one la! Cannot force one.

Mummy, you do this you distract people who doesn't have the ability to cope. In the end, STPM result drag down...

MBS malu le...

Not that we runaway from problem, but we know our ability mah, let us choose lo!!!

=) and ah....keke not every teacher teach the way you do, so you can't compare the amount of work we do.

No offence, just to tell you what we think. If you want public apology, I can do it, but I'm speaking the truth ain't I? =)

Integration! Laugh

2010-05-08T00:17:00.004+08:00

Thank you Pn. Khaw! This is a video shared by Muslimatun, check it out~!

Stopping by.

2010-05-02T22:30:00.002+08:00

Heyy,on behalf of our dear monitor,im here to post up out IT teacher’s email address so u guys could send ur work over by 7th of May. Her email add is ranisegar@yahoo.com.

Do take note yeahh?

And g’luck for MUET.

Further added by monitor...you're suppose to create two simple webpages using Microsoft Publisher...*thumbs up*

Maths' Problem? NO PROBLEM!!!

2010-04-19T16:24:00.002+08:00

Nigel introduced this website to me, very useful. By just typing the equation in, the page will sketch you graph, indefinite integral, derivative, alternate forms and etc. JUST CHECK IT OUT, maths made easy with computer!

I don't think even Pn. Khaw can calculate that fast!!!

http://www.wolframalpha.com

You can even check the integrating steps! very helpful! Enjoy!

hey wat i found

2010-04-13T22:29:00.005+08:00

okay first thing first
KISSING GOURAMI!!!
requested by the class??

but it does not resemble any1 in the class...

second thing

any1 who does not like math would probably like tis comic - ENJOY!

but just dont say it 2 Pn. Khaw she will not believe tis...

Birthday Wishes In One Go!

2010-04-07T17:40:00.003+08:00

Okay, I admit I had been lazy...

Didn't update my blog, didn't do homework....

Sorry guys but now I'm gonna do everything efficiently...

Happy Birthday guys!

Lee Yik Bing and Loke Voon Ho

(Ah Bing and Ah Loke)

[6 Feb]

Justin Lim Wei Kit

(Datuk Datin Tan Sri Michelle Justin)

[14 Feb Valentine's!]

Bernard Ho Chon Han

(Banana Ho!)

[18 Feb]

Lau Lap Bann

(Lapan, Bann, Tanker, Steel-eater)

[26 Feb]

DENNIS Foong Shee Heng

(DENNIS THE MENACE)

[27 March]

OWNAGE!!!! Everyone is wished!!!

May God bless your last year of being a teen...enjoy being killed slowly by Form 6 and loved by our beloved Mother, Pn. Gan!!!!

MATHS!

2010-03-26T22:49:00.001+08:00

i found tis website. I found tat it's quite useful to me. Dunno bout u guys.
so tis is da link. http://www.intmath.com
Check it out. =)

2010-03-06T15:33:00.002+08:00

Hey i found something on a forum hope you guys find it interesting
ithe joke is based on old statistic of STPM i think is 2004/05
the passing rate for STPM 2009 is 92.55%

From the Star
92.55 per cent of 48,466 students who sat for the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) examination last year passed the exam compared with 92.24% of 46,306 students last year.

here's the joke...ENJOY

The objective of STPM is to pass people?

How do you explain the fact that 87% of the students passed the examinations of the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) recently? When during your grandfather's time only 10% would have passed?

Are students getting smarter? Or are STPM questions getting easier?
Let me put things in their proper perspective.

During your grandfather's time, they would ask exam questions like:

In what year did Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka?
The correct answer was "1402", and they found that only 10% of the students managed to answer the question correctly. This didn't go down too well with the authorities, because the objective of the exams was to pass people.

I mean, what's the point of having exams if people fail?
So later, they found another way to ask the same question:

Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year:
(a) 2001
(b) 2004
(c) 1986
(d) 1975
(e) 1402
Tick the correct answer.

The results were better in that 20% of the students passed. But it was still not good enough, so the authorities tried a different tactic a few years later.

Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402. True or false?

Well, half of the students guessed "True" and the other half guessed "False". Fully 50% passed. The results were getting pretty acceptable by now.

Most other countries would be satisfied with a 50% passing rate, but not us. We are a better country, because we are a boleh country.The authorities then cracked their heads and then came out with this one:

Read the following sentence carefully.
"Parameswara, the cousin of Proton-Iswara, founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402." Underline the name of the person who founded Melaka.

60% underlined "Parameswara", 30% underlined "Proton-Iswara" and 10% underlined "1402". Hooiyoh......60% managed to pass! So krever!

But for some reason, the authorities were still not contented. So last year, they came out with this gem:

One day in the year 1402, Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka. Then he went home to have dinner. What did he eat?

13% handed in blank answers, 57% wrote "Maggi Mee", and 10% wrote "Kentucky Fried Chicken", and 20% wrote "Tree bark". The official answer was "Food" of course!

After the marking was over, it was found that 87% of the students had passed. 87%............now that's pretty impressive!

So it's true. The students are indeed getting smarter.

Physical and Chemical Properties of….WHAT?!

2010-03-04T19:38:00.001+08:00

LOL, below are the clarifications of abbreviations used excluding foul abbreviations:

WT#

Ivan Low: “Is shit soluble? Maybe we can put it into H2O.”

Nigel: “Shit-Water Polarity!”

*Laugh like WT##*

*Loke pops in*

Ivan Low: “Let’s show this to Mr. Peraga!”

Funny part is coming…

Nigel: “Do SHIT emit radioactive?!” (Should be “Is SHIT radioactive”)

OM#G, LAUGHTER again

Ivan Booi: “Does SHIT obey VSEPR?”

Bernard: “TETRAHEDRAL!!”

Oh gosh!

Ivan Low: “Effervescence?”

HAHA! Lastly.

Yik Bing: “Projectile SHIT? We all dying!”

P.s. Please measure in Mass Spectrometer! Expose those SHIT-H2O mixture under sunlight. UV = Free Radical SHIT? rofl…

Loke: “SHIT got Resonance or not?”

OM#G…HAHA!

Confused-MBSian

2010-03-04T19:11:00.001+08:00

The week after MUET Speaking Test for Ujian Selaras…

Gopal: “I’m very disappointed by your results. Some who I thought would score better did not perform well.”

The class starts to move to their respective speaking group…

Gopal: “Especially, the Confucians…”

Mag: “Huh, teacher, why?”

(Gopal said something which I forgot, but it was something to comment about frequent Mandarin usage in daily life if I’m not wrong, correct me by all means.)

Mock: “Mag, I thought you prefer to regard yourself as an MBSian?”

Mag: “Ya teacher, then what do you call Confucians that come into MBS? Don’t you call them MBSian too?”

Bernard: “*Pops in* They are called CONFUSED-MBSian!”

*burst into HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*

Mag: “Eh, you want die ah?!”

A Fly and a Flea

2010-03-01T16:46:00.002+08:00

A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!", said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Heard during MUET Listening

(Source: http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=11&t=51)

Eko-seize-tem

2010-01-17T22:23:00.001+08:00

*PA period*

En. Azlin:” Kemusnahan hutan hujan tropika akan menjejaskan ekosistem. Anda murid-murid Biologi kan? Cuba jawab ini! Siapa ni? Justin…Lim!”

Haha! Justin’s an Economy student, but we did not wanna tell teacher. It’s a good way to wake Justin up.

Class:” Justin…Justin!”

Justin:” *blur face, just woke up* Huh~?!”

En. Azlin:” Ekosistem, cuba jelaskan and huraikan.”

Justin walks out reluctantly, with a marker pen in his pen and he drew….

LOLZ, the whole class laughs non-stop. But he continues without realizing that he drew a 4 legged bird.

Justin:” *strikes out the flower* Kalau ini mati, *pointing at the insect* ini pun mati. Kalau ini mati, *pointing at the 4-legged bird* ini mati. Akhirnya, *circling his arms* semua mati!”

Class trembles in laughter, including teacher….

Lost Cock

2010-01-17T21:49:00.001+08:00

“Duty rooster or duty roster?”

Here’s the question. Roster means list, rooster means male chicken. We argued about it with Pn. Khaw because some classes spell it roaster, some rooster, some even rooOOOOster.

Justin:” Mock, what’s rooster?”

Mock:” Rooster is cock la!”

Justin:” Cock?”

Mock:” Yea, you talk cock means you talk rooster lo!”

Justin:” Huh?”

Mock:” Rooster means male cick-en la!”

Justin:” Oh!” *show blur face*

Nigel turns around.

Nigel:” You know ah, my house there. The rooster, 2 o’clock. 2 ah! When I sleeping nice nice he goes ‘cock cock cock cock!’”

Mock:” Haha! The cick-en got problem with the alarm clock isit?”

Nigel:” Dia ayam sesat! Lost rooster!”

Mock:” *burst into laughter* Haha! Sesat!”

Nigel:” Lost cock! *pretends that he lost something* Eh, where’s my cock? Where’s my cock?!”

Mock:” Haha sound so wrong!”

Justin:” HUH~WHAT~?!”

B-day!

2010-01-13T22:38:00.000+08:00

Happy birthday to Jinn Shin! First B-day of the year! And the start of our B-day giving tradition!

Happy birthday Jinn Shin, May God bless your STPM year! Last year of teenage, enjoy it!

Inside and Outside

2010-01-11T21:08:00.004+08:00

I paid through my nose for all the books and school fees that came tumbling down upon my wallet. Severe bleeding caused my wallet to need immediate medical attention and blood transfuse.

When all finally

got their BRAND-NEW

Physic Volume 2

Textbook, we all

know we paid

the right money.

I went back to my seat, admiring my fresh, stiff hard cover page. I like the front page photo which was very nicely shot.

Mock: "Bann, look at this! I like the cover outside man!" *excited*

Lap Bann:" But I don't like the content inside..." *emo-less face*

HAHAHAHA! Shoot Bann! I burst into INTENSE laughter along with Jason Len. Completely stunned by Bann's smart come-back. HAHA!

"Laughter is the best medicine." nurse Kelly

in 'Did You Hear About The Morgans?'

2010-01-08T21:11:00.003+08:00

Fire attack fails in PJ church
By Debra Chong

PETALING JAYA, Jan 8 — A Catholic church next to the Assunta Hospital here came under attack early this morning, just hours after another church in nearby Kuala Lumpur was torched.

Roman Catholic church officials said some homemade explosives were lobbed into the Church of the Assumption in Jalan Templar at about 4am.

“It did not explode,” said Father Lawrence Andrew, the editor of Catholic paper Herald.
Lawrence was himself informed of the incident through a text message sent out by Assumption parish priest Father Phillips Muthu.

“Someone threw homemade kerosene explosives into Assumption Church, Jalan Templar, Petaling Jaya at 4am. Am going to Police later. Earlier the Metro Tabernacle was burned in Desa Melawati, media has filed story,” said the message forwarded toThe Malaysian Insider.

This is the second such reported attack on a church in the last 12 hours.

A Protestant church, Metro Tabernacle in leafy Desa Melawati, was torched at around midnight.

The fire took out the church's administrative office, which is housed on the ground floor of its three-storey premises.

Eyewitnesses recounted seeing several people on motorcycles stopping in front of the church and smashing the glass windows to pour flammable liquid and igniting the blaze.

Church officials have reported the attack to the police.

Kuala Lumpur police chief Mohamad Sabtu Osman said it was too early to link the attack on the church to Muslim protests over a High Court ruling allowing the weekly Herald to publish the word “Allah” to refer to God in the Christian context.

“'We are still investigating,”' he is reported to have said.

Mohamad Sabtu also warned Muslims not to take part in planned protests at several mosques in the Klang Valley after Friday prayers.

The mercury is expected to rise and all fire stations have been put on the alert.

The police have also tightened their nightly patrols around churches in the past week following the High Court ruling on Dec 31.~~~Malaysian church fire-bombed ahead of Muslim protests
By M. Jegathesan (AFP) – 4 hours ago
~~~~~~~~~~
KUALA LUMPUR — A church in Malaysia has been fire-bombed in an attack that gutted its ground floor, church officials said Friday, escalating a dispute over the use of the word "Allah" by non-Muslims.

A fire department official said all stations were on alert for more blazes at religious buildings, ahead of planned nationwide protests Friday by Muslim groups angry over the use of the word as a translation for "God" by Christians.

The three-storey Metro Tabernacle church in suburban Kuala Lumpur, part of the Assemblies of God movement, was set ablaze in the attack which took place around midnight, said church leader Peter Yeow, 62.

"Witnesses saw four people smash the glass and throw incendiaries into the church building. They came on two motorcycles," he told AFP at the scene as fire department forensic officers picked through the wreckage.

There were no casualties in the attack on the church, which occupies the corner lot of a row of shop houses and which Yeow said draws some 1,500 people weekly.

"The fire destroyed the administrative part of the church. We do not know if the prayer hall on the third floor suffered any damage," he said, warning all other churches to "double their guard" against any attacks.

Anuar Harun, who headed the fire department operation, said that forensic experts were working with the police and a canine unit to probe the blaze.

"We are investigating the cause of fire. We cannot provide any more details. It is a sensitive issue," he said when asked if it was a case of arson.

"We have asked all our fire stations to be on alert for such fires on religious premises," he told AFP.

The High Court last week ruled in favour of the Catholic "Herald" newspaper which has used "Allah" as a translation for "God" in its Malay-language section. The government has said the word should be used only by Muslims.

The ruling was suspended on Wednesday pending an appeal, after the government argued the decision could cause racial conflict in multicultural Malaysia, where Muslim Malays make up 60 percent of the population.

The security guard at the Metro Tabernacle church, 65-year-old V. Mariappan, said he had just walked away from the main entrance of the building to use the bathroom when the building erupted in flames.

"When I came back, there was a huge fire inside the church building. There was a few loud explosions like bombs exploding," he said, adding he saw two motorcycle helmets lying on the road in flames.

The Herald's editor Father Lawrence Andrew has warned of a campaign of intimidation including hacker attacks against the weekly's website, protest plans and widespread criticism in the media over last week's ruling.

"We believe these actions (are designed) to create a climate of fear and a perceived threat to national security so as to pressure the court in reversing its decision," he said this week.

Religion and language are sensitive issues in multiracial Malaysia, which experienced deadly race riots in 1969.

The row over the use of "Allah" is among a string of religious disputes that have erupted in recent years, straining relations between Malays and minority ethnic Chinese and Indians who fear the country is being "Islamised."

Malaysia's population includes indigenous tribes as well as the large ethnic Chinese and Indian communities -- practising Buddhism, Christianity and Hinduism, among others.

More than half of Malaysia's Catholics are from indigenous groups, most of whom live on the Borneo island states and who mainly speak Malay.

~~~
Even as you're reading this, I urge you not to judge who is right nor who is wrong. I urge you, especially Christians to keep watch! Let's not condemn them, but pray for them and forgive them for God loves them as well. Christians, the sign of Christ coming is right in front of you. Take courage, watch, guard, persevere and pray!

Matthew 5:44-45 "But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous."

By the way, Metro Tabernacle A/G is Isaac Tay's church.

First Post in 2010!

2010-01-03T15:47:00.003+08:00

Hey guys! See ya tomorrow in school!

Sorry that I failed to update this frequently.

First,

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Second, some belated birthday wishes!

Chong Yong Shean (November 30)

"IT Girl"

Yong Wai Shin (December 30)

"Ms. Blur"

Magdalene Koh Yew Leng (December 31)

"Mag-da-LIAN"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLS!!! Wish you a great year ahead!

Now the calendar restarts, so will the strikes go off! Get ready Kensettians, WE ARE CHARGING FORTH FOR STPM~~!

But before that, done your maths?

Maths T Answer

2009-12-04T17:39:00.001+08:00

Dear K-rockers,

Sorry dudes! Pn Khaw sent me this long ago but the forgetful-and-Facebook-everyday me forgot about it.

No worries! It’s now available.

Maths T Past Year Chapter 5 Answer

Okay let’s be honest, who has not started doing this? LOL

Hope I can still laugh out loudly when the end of the holiday comes.

Celebration!

2009-11-20T15:50:00.001+08:00

Okay, I’m sorry! Have been lazy lately! Here’s you birthday wishes!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDES!

Ivan Low Wai Mun (October 11)

“Macho Ivan”

Lai Yee Seng (October 23)

“School Taicho”

"Jason" Len Yung Wung (November 19)

“Currently in China”

You’re 18 at last, enjoy your last two years of teenage!

May you grow well!

笑话

2009-11-01T22:05:00.000+08:00

1）在医院里，一位护士看到一个病人在喝酒，就对他说：“小心肝“。病人就微笑道，说：”小宝贝”！

2）有一天，一个男孩问一位女孩：“你喜欢的男生要有什么品德呢？“那女孩就说："投缘的。”男孩伤心地问：头扁一点的不行吗？“

3）有一天晚上，小华问妈妈：“妈妈妈妈，我问你唷，闪电和电有什么不同？”妈妈回答：“闪电不用钱，电要钱的！”

!!!

2009-10-30T22:48:00.002+08:00

OMG BESOK PLEASE MAKAN MY CAKE PLEEEAASSEEEEE AND THANK YOU~~!

Marshmallow plan may not be carried out. Apologies.

kthxbaiiiii.

She was only Form 2!

2009-10-01T22:05:00.001+08:00

I was tudying up my laptop’s photo album and

I FOUND THIS!

Notice the girl on the right! I zoom it for you!

Now the name tag….

Hahaha! It’s you! LOH JINN SHIN!

It’s there in my album for like 5 years and I didn’t realise! Haha! Ask me for the photo!

Birthday Biscuit

2009-09-27T15:45:00.000+08:00

Okay-lah, if I don’t write you a birthday wish, a bit biased isn’t it.

To the son of biscuit!

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY!

~~it’s your birthday, yo, it’s your birthday!~~

a bit late but better than never!

to you only

SET WAI HONG

Craziest Thing!

2009-09-14T22:24:00.001+08:00

No wonder insurance do not offer them protection!

Effect of Pirated DVD to Children

2009-09-14T17:15:00.002+08:00

This is why the government encourages us to buy original DVD!

K-shots!

2009-09-13T22:31:00.004+08:00

Sorry about the VERY belated posting of photos! Here you go!

This is what happen during PA without L6W!

That's why I say L6K no fun!

Some posing, some busy discussing!

MJ with F-ace!

Spelling Queen a.k.a Queen of L6K

Cocky Mocky a.k.a King of L6K

Luky and Skinny Swine a.k.a (White)Niger

Jinn Shin and Magda-LIAN

Ramboguy Dennis a.k.a PK HEM L6K (C²N)

Darryn and Jason, the Joker Pair

BOSS of L6K vs King of L6K

Loke Loke wants to kill the No.1 Chun so that he can be no.2 (WHAT?!)

The-always-get-blamed FJH, Prince of L6K Ivan Low and Rubik Bing

The center of gravity, can you feel it?!

The Best (and lonely) Class Teacher (WTH!!!)

"Class, belajar bersungguh-sungguh ya!"

Class Monitor and Class Teacher!

Any other photo?!
FINALE!!!

Yamete, Ite, Kimochi!

2009-09-08T20:59:00.001+08:00

New Time Table

2009-09-07T00:16:00.002+08:00

WARNING: EXTREME HATRED TOWARDS THIS POST MAY CAUSE SEVERE DAMAGE TO MONITOR OR LCD SCREEN DUE TO THROWING OF CHAIR, OVERTURN OF COMPUTER DESK AND SUCKER PUNCH.

PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

SHOUTOUT.

2009-09-04T22:04:00.004+08:00

LLLUUUUUUKKKYYYYYYYYY!!!~~~~~~~~

No Problem!

2009-09-03T23:35:00.003+08:00

The best presenter I've ever met!

Whenever one does a presentation and pause for a moment, what would you ask? Most probably, "Any question?"

But I found this great presenter who is so good, that you wont even have a question to ask him.

Darren:" Okay, today I'm gonna present you Physic Chapter 11 Sound Wave...blah blah blah..."

Blah blah blah....

*Pause for a moment*

Darren:" No problem..."

WHAT?! Was that a question or a statement?

Aren't you gonna ask us "Any problem?" and you decided for us that we have "No problem..."

WHAT THE HECK SWEAT!

*Continues*

Darren:" This is compression....blah blah blah"

Blah blah blah

*Pause for a moment*

Darren:"NO PROBLEM!"

WTH! Again!

Mock:" Darren, are you asking us 'no problem?' or you're telling us that we have 'no problem'?"

Darren:" NO PROBLEM! If you have any problem please DON'T ask me..."

WAHAHA, cool man! That's brilliant! *whole class laughs*

Darren, you have my salute! The most "ZADAO" man in the class!

NEW DUTY ROSTER!! (FIXED)

2009-08-28T23:36:00.005+08:00

L6K Duty Roster 2.1b (Bug Fixed) Lol, please download and go through. And to all DotA noobs, this is not a DotA Map...

L6K Duty Roster 2.1b

Perfect Imperfection

2009-08-22T22:35:00.001+08:00

Ah Beng and Ah Lian

2009-08-13T23:53:00.005+08:00

Our beloved Lucas introduced one book which made the whole L6K crazy over it. It's a book on AH BENG! Which the subtitle says:" An AH BENG a day, keeps the doctor away!"

Haha, especially the poem from AH BENG to his girlfriend AH LIAN! Everyone was so crazy over it, we memorized it! I find it a bit hard though, but I memorized this!

"If you are the moon, I am the star beside you,
If you are the flower, I am the leave of your flower,
If you are the shit, I am the fly,
If you are bathing, I am the soap!"

Haha! This was recited over, over and over again to every girl I met!

The person reacted vigorously towards the AH BENG AH LIAN jokes was our beloved Secretary, Magda-LIAN. She laughed (and laughing) non-stop over the poem joke!

Now she is a.k.a AH LIAN. I wonder if she have something for me because she calls me AH BENG!

Here's the website: http://www.ahbeng.org/

Simplest Nasi Lemak

2009-08-09T00:03:00.002+08:00

Gopal: So how's the orientation going on now?!

Mock: Ended...

Gopal: Actually the orientation is like a waste of time...

Mock: It's not a waste of time if it's handled properly...

Gopal: Yea, actually we should have a ball or something like that...

Class: YES! WE SHOULD! YA LAH TEACHER!

Gopal: And I don't like the new committee!

Class: AGREE! Teacher We wanna change!

Gopal: I'm assigned to take over the Form 6 Society next year, so I'm gonna fire all the committee and let L6K take over...

Class: Yes! Good teacher!

Gopal: And then I'll let you all take care of the orientation and change the orientation system!

*Somebody*: Sir Sir! I wanna be President!

Gopal: Okay no problem! But, you have to give me something in return lah! I know you can't afford to slip me money like how I get to be a teacher. Nevermind, a simple nasi lemak will do...

*Somebody*: Okay no problem Sir!

Gopal: A very simple one! I've been gaining weight lately. Just some simple redang chicken, 2 eggs, a fish and some vege will do. I don't want those very complicated like ikan bilis, boiled eggs and sambal all those, don't have to take trouble...simple one will do...

Class: WAH VERY SIMPLE!

Our LOL making MUET teacher, Mr. Gopala Krisnan

Another Year Older

2009-08-05T00:08:00.004+08:00

Don't be so sad yet Pang! Wrinkles are not out yet....haha!

You're another year older!

Best birthday wishes from Kensettians!

to PANG TEK KIT

Happy Birthday!

Go green! Go K-Glory!

2009-08-03T19:18:00.003+08:00

Winner! We marches as WINNERS!

MBSSKL Graphic Design Competition Second Runner-up

CHONG YONG SHEAN

LEE PUI CHIN (L6C)

Go go Kensett!

Here's an written account of the competition by:
Yong Shean (Ponteng)
Pui Chin (surprisingly, we won! =D)

Calling all Kensettians!

2009-08-02T06:53:00.006+08:00

I suggest to submit your MSN and/or blog and/or facebook address here, by leaving a comment to this post.
Messenger is a useful thing when you want to ask/discuss something with classmates without making any phone call or sms. And by reading others' blogs you can know more about each other, thus fostering our friendship.

The list will be shown at the sidebar of the blog. Blogger has a special sidebar widget (Blog List) which enables the blogs to be displayed in the order of 'most recently updated'. ~~Mock, I can't add for you because I'm not the admin, so sorry but you have to do it yourself.~~ (thanks ya)

Come on, kensettians! It's ok if you don't have both, but if you have either one or both, please give your support. Thank you very much.

!~K-Rocks~!

HEY, DID ANYONE DELETED THE SIDEBAR GADGET??!

Billie Jean Solo Guitar Version [Sungha Jung]

2009-08-01T22:10:00.002+08:00

If MJ was that cool with his moonwalks in Billie Jean, Sungha Jung is cooler with his "moon-jam"!

Watch it!

Class picture..

2009-07-29T20:36:00.012+08:00

There we go...

Click here for FULL SIZE.

Rubik!

2009-07-29T16:55:00.009+08:00

Since Rubik is such a heat in our school, let me show you what is so COOL about Rubik!

Actually Rubik is good for us, it keeps you awake and alert! I tried playing Rubik before entering the exam hall, for like, one hour?! Haha! It's so cool that I actually can answer most of the questions! Wrongly...

Glory and GLORY!

2009-07-23T18:13:00.004+08:00

Congratulation to our WINNERS~!

Sorry for posting this late!

WORD SEARCH CHAMPION
Foo Jun Hoe

UNSCRAMBLE EGG RUNNER-UP
Bernard Ho

UNSCRAMBLE WORDS CHAMPION
Magdalene Koh

SPELLING KING
Lucas Khiew

Applause! May God bless you all! and CHEERS!

Merdeka!!!

2009-07-22T22:29:00.005+08:00

Yay.. Exam is finally over..
However, the time of revealing the marks will soon come..
So, be prepared..

p.s. Please do not attempt to jump off the building or kill yourself. Weak-hearted people are advised not to look at the exam papers.

Honda's Advert [Domino Effect]

2009-07-20T17:25:00.000+08:00

Look at this advertisement! We need to have that precise calculation to be their engineers! I want to be!

Okay, just watch!

Happy Birthday FJH!

2009-07-19T20:52:00.003+08:00

It's your birthday! It's your birthday!

Are you happy today?!

It's finally 18 for Foo Jun Hoe! YEAH!

Now you're legal for alcohol, tobacco, 18SG/SX/PL movies!

No worries, you're legal for sex two years ago! Ironic....

Anyway, happy birthday!

Congratulation!

2009-07-16T18:32:00.003+08:00

A big congratulation to our beloved Form 6 Vice President and Form 6 Kensett Class Representative!

Vice President (Science Stream)
Low Wai Mun [Ivan]

6 Kensett Class Representative
Ivan Booi Chun Ren

And also bravo to our beloved Lucas for speaking those words of wisdom! May God bless you! No one in EXCO can speak better than you!

Special thanks to Lower 6 Wesley for their political support and congratulations to them for dominating 4 out of 10 EXCO Positions. Let's pray that they will bring goodness and glory to God and MBS! And treat our class well!

Another one....

2009-07-15T18:12:00.002+08:00

Let us welcome...

LEN YUNG WUNG

a.k.a Jason

From SMK Seri Bintang Utara

This guy looks smart and intelligent in some way, I don't know. Lower 6 Kensettians are good at hiding their strength, and I seems to be the alienated one! But he did mention that the Class Monitor is really handsome so he picked 5 subjects and chose MBS instead of VI. It seems even boys are attracted to our class monitor, pity him!

And he mentioned that we have a very pretty Assistant Monitor and Secretary too! He could not take his eyes off them! Gosh! Jason, please concentrate during class

But the Cleanliness Chairman has a little bit of problem. Our Cleanliness Chairman irritated him because his insistence on our class cleanliness caused him to admire him very, very much. The fact that our Cleanliness Chairman insisted to arrange the tables and chairs in the lecture theater!

Anyway, Kensettians are happy to have you here, enjoy the hell of earth!

New Comer!

2009-07-14T21:06:00.006+08:00

Let us welcome...

PANG TEK KIT

Previously from SMK Taman Desa!

According to his testimony, he decided to transfer to Lower 6 Kensett because he found out that the monitor is quite handsome and the Kensett-ians are all friendly and bright! (Actually I know, he came here to take 5 subjects, evil him.....)

Haha! Welcome Tek Kit! Enjoy your life here!

And get your computer fixed!

Now I Know Why Government Change Back to Malay...

2009-07-09T22:38:00.000+08:00

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong... tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa...> mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni.....nah tengok (opens his> trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.......gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah

I know you are laughing....

Some Lame Laughing!

2009-07-09T22:33:00.001+08:00

Do you know the reason why Singapore government restricts the citizens not to buy chewing gum?

Here is the story. One day Lee Kwan Yew went to Thailand and had lobster at the dinner with the Thai King. After Lee finished, he asked the King:

Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this lobster skin?

King: We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away.

Lee : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the factory and produce some prawn cracker..

Then Lee had an orange.

After he finished, he asked the King.

Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?

King: We cannot do anything.. We just throw away.

Lee : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce some orange jam.

Then Lee asked for some chewing gum.
After he finished, he put on the plate and asked the King.

Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum?

King: Oh, no. We just throw it away.

Lee : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce condoms and send it to Thailand.

Lee said good bye to the King and the King asked Lee.

King: What can you do with the condom when you finish using it?

Lee : We cannot do anything. We throw it away.

King: In Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to the factory to produce chewing gum and send it back to Singapore.

Contribution & Photographs Needed

2009-07-07T20:34:00.002+08:00

Dear K-Rockers,

K-Rocks needs a class photographer and your contribution in updating this blog.

We need someone who is good in shooting pictures (not people) and committed to bring his personal camera to school almost everyday and committed to upload it to the blog.

We also need all Lower 6 Kensettians to log on and write down their daily thoughts and class happenings....

HELLLLOOOOO and DUTY ROSTER.

2009-07-06T18:35:00.010+08:00

Wahai kelasmate-kelasmate yg tersayang, aku ialah Putera Mahkota Alam Kayangan L6K yg amat mementingkan kebersihan kelas dan juga keharuman badan kesemua saudara-saudari L6K.

Oleh itu,di bawah merupakan "link" untuk meng-downloadkan jadual bertugas yg terkini. Dinasihatkan supaya setiap abang/kakak/adik mempunyai sebuah copy sebagai rujukan seandai nyerr pada masa yg akan datang saudara/saudari terlupa akan tanggungjawab yg berat ini.

INI DIA!!! (For Microsoft Word 2007 above)

ATAU INI!!! (For Microsoft Word 97 - 2003)

Kesanggupan untuk membazirkan elektriksiti dan masa bagi meng-downloadkan sebuah fail yg hanya 15KB besar nyerr amat dihargai. Kemuliaan anda akan dibalas dgn ucapan berbelas-belasan thank u.

Zekian, zterima zkazih.

Speech of Apologies

2009-07-05T00:03:00.004+08:00

Below is the context of apology from our beloved (or hated) class monitor to all Upper 6 students:

"Good morning to Mr. Wong, Pn. Majinah, Pn. Gan, Mr. Chin, teachers and students. I am Mock Kar Wai from Lower 6 Kensett. I'm up here on the podium to humbly apologize to all Upper 6 students on behalf of my class and myself.

I admit that I have been arrogant in many way and that I have not paid the respect that all my seniors deserve. I'm sorry that I have been a bad influence to other Lower 6 students during the orientation period. I apologize for being rude to some individuals and that I've hurt their feelings. I apologize for the wrong use of language and tone while conversing with the seniors and made them feel threatened. I humble ask for your understanding and forgiveness. Please point me my weaknesses and wrongdoings, because I'm learning and I want to learn. Job 6:24 says:"Teach me and I'll be quiet; tell me where I have been wrong."

I also ask for forgiveness on behalf of my class for things which should or should not have done. I apologize for being rude while defending my class. I'll bear all responsibilities and consequences for whatever we have done.

I hereby thank Baaarathan & Sam Pui Kay for this wake up call. Please accept my humblest apologizes and may God bless you. Thank you and enjoy the day."

Prepared by Mock Kar Wai,
Editted by Pn. Gan Swee Peng.

This speech was not presented during assembly last Thursday. He asked for a chance to present this speech from Pn. Gan and he was permitted to do so. However, the speech was stopped in time by Form 6 Society. Thank God it was not released as it might cause more problem than before.

New easy access URL!

2009-07-03T18:35:00.003+08:00

Dear everyone,

Kensett 09/10 blog is now available with and short and catchy URL! Please use

http://krocks0910.co.cc/

For easier memory and browsing! Enjoy!

Feel Free To Post!

2009-07-03T18:10:00.002+08:00

Dear Kensettians,

Feel free to post anything up here! Anything inappropriate will be removed by me anyway. We need contribution!

Lower 6 Kensett's Blog Launched!

2009-07-02T20:42:00.002+08:00

Okay, we L6K-ian are not that "the exception" like other says! Here's our blog! We need to get all L6K people to join! Enjoy the roll!