i found tis website. I found tat it's quite useful to me. Dunno bout u guys.
so tis is da link. http://www.intmath.com
Check it out. =)
Friday, March 26, 2010
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Hey i found something on a forum hope you guys find it interesting
ithe joke is based on old statistic of STPM i think is 2004/05
the passing rate for STPM 2009 is 92.55%
From the Star
92.55 per cent of 48,466 students who sat for the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) examination last year passed the exam compared with 92.24% of 46,306 students last year.
here's the joke...ENJOY
The objective of STPM is to pass people?
How do you explain the fact that 87% of the students passed the examinations of the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) recently? When during your grandfather's time only 10% would have passed?
Are students getting smarter? Or are STPM questions getting easier?
Let me put things in their proper perspective.
During your grandfather's time, they would ask exam questions like:
In what year did Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka?
The correct answer was "1402", and they found that only 10% of the students managed to answer the question correctly. This didn't go down too well with the authorities, because the objective of the exams was to pass people.
I mean, what's the point of having exams if people fail?
So later, they found another way to ask the same question:
Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year:
(a) 2001
(b) 2004
(c) 1986
(d) 1975
(e) 1402
Tick the correct answer.
The results were better in that 20% of the students passed. But it was still not good enough, so the authorities tried a different tactic a few years later.
Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402. True or false?
Well, half of the students guessed "True" and the other half guessed "False". Fully 50% passed. The results were getting pretty acceptable by now.
Most other countries would be satisfied with a 50% passing rate, but not us. We are a better country, because we are a boleh country.The authorities then cracked their heads and then came out with this one:
Read the following sentence carefully.
"Parameswara, the cousin of Proton-Iswara, founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402." Underline the name of the person who founded Melaka.
60% underlined "Parameswara", 30% underlined "Proton-Iswara" and 10% underlined "1402". Hooiyoh......60% managed to pass! So krever!
But for some reason, the authorities were still not contented. So last year, they came out with this gem:
One day in the year 1402, Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka. Then he went home to have dinner. What did he eat?
13% handed in blank answers, 57% wrote "Maggi Mee", and 10% wrote "Kentucky Fried Chicken", and 20% wrote "Tree bark". The official answer was "Food" of course!
After the marking was over, it was found that 87% of the students had passed. 87%............now that's pretty impressive!
So it's true. The students are indeed getting smarter.
ithe joke is based on old statistic of STPM i think is 2004/05
the passing rate for STPM 2009 is 92.55%
From the Star
92.55 per cent of 48,466 students who sat for the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) examination last year passed the exam compared with 92.24% of 46,306 students last year.
here's the joke...ENJOY
The objective of STPM is to pass people?
How do you explain the fact that 87% of the students passed the examinations of the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) recently? When during your grandfather's time only 10% would have passed?
Are students getting smarter? Or are STPM questions getting easier?
Let me put things in their proper perspective.
During your grandfather's time, they would ask exam questions like:
In what year did Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka?
The correct answer was "1402", and they found that only 10% of the students managed to answer the question correctly. This didn't go down too well with the authorities, because the objective of the exams was to pass people.
I mean, what's the point of having exams if people fail?
So later, they found another way to ask the same question:
Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year:
(a) 2001
(b) 2004
(c) 1986
(d) 1975
(e) 1402
Tick the correct answer.
The results were better in that 20% of the students passed. But it was still not good enough, so the authorities tried a different tactic a few years later.
Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402. True or false?
Well, half of the students guessed "True" and the other half guessed "False". Fully 50% passed. The results were getting pretty acceptable by now.
Most other countries would be satisfied with a 50% passing rate, but not us. We are a better country, because we are a boleh country.The authorities then cracked their heads and then came out with this one:
Read the following sentence carefully.
"Parameswara, the cousin of Proton-Iswara, founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402." Underline the name of the person who founded Melaka.
60% underlined "Parameswara", 30% underlined "Proton-Iswara" and 10% underlined "1402". Hooiyoh......60% managed to pass! So krever!
But for some reason, the authorities were still not contented. So last year, they came out with this gem:
One day in the year 1402, Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka. Then he went home to have dinner. What did he eat?
13% handed in blank answers, 57% wrote "Maggi Mee", and 10% wrote "Kentucky Fried Chicken", and 20% wrote "Tree bark". The official answer was "Food" of course!
After the marking was over, it was found that 87% of the students had passed. 87%............now that's pretty impressive!
So it's true. The students are indeed getting smarter.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Physical and Chemical Properties of….WHAT?!
LOL, below are the clarifications of abbreviations used excluding foul abbreviations:
WT#
Ivan Low: “Is shit soluble? Maybe we can put it into H2O.”
Nigel: “Shit-Water Polarity!”
*Laugh like WT##*
*Loke pops in*
Ivan Low: “Let’s show this to Mr. Peraga!”
Funny part is coming…
Nigel: “Do SHIT emit radioactive?!” (Should be “Is SHIT radioactive”)
OM#G, LAUGHTER again
Ivan Booi: “Does SHIT obey VSEPR?”
Bernard: “TETRAHEDRAL!!”
Oh gosh!
Ivan Low: “Effervescence?”
HAHA! Lastly.
Yik Bing: “Projectile SHIT? We all dying!”
P.s. Please measure in Mass Spectrometer! Expose those SHIT-H2O mixture under sunlight. UV = Free Radical SHIT? rofl…
Loke: “SHIT got Resonance or not?”
OM#G…HAHA!
Confused-MBSian
The week after MUET Speaking Test for Ujian Selaras…
Gopal: “I’m very disappointed by your results. Some who I thought would score better did not perform well.”
The class starts to move to their respective speaking group…
Gopal: “Especially, the Confucians…”
Mag: “Huh, teacher, why?”
(Gopal said something which I forgot, but it was something to comment about frequent Mandarin usage in daily life if I’m not wrong, correct me by all means.)
Mock: “Mag, I thought you prefer to regard yourself as an MBSian?”
Mag: “Ya teacher, then what do you call Confucians that come into MBS? Don’t you call them MBSian too?”
Bernard: “*Pops in* They are called CONFUSED-MBSian!”
*burst into HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*
Mag: “Eh, you want die ah?!”
Monday, March 1, 2010
A Fly and a Flea
A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!", said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!", said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Heard during MUET Listening
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