Lost Cock

“Duty rooster or duty roster?”

Here’s the question. Roster means list, rooster means male chicken. We argued about it with Pn. Khaw because some classes spell it roaster, some rooster, some even rooOOOOster.

Justin:” Mock, what’s rooster?”

Mock:” Rooster is cock la!”

Justin:” Cock?”

Mock:” Yea, you talk cock means you talk rooster lo!”

Justin:” Huh?”

Mock:” Rooster means male cick-en la!”

Justin:” Oh!” *show blur face*

 

Nigel turns around.

Nigel:” You know ah, my house there. The rooster, 2 o’clock. 2 ah! When I sleeping nice nice he goes ‘cock cock cock cock!’”

Mock:” Haha! The cick-en got problem with the alarm clock isit?”

Nigel:” Dia ayam sesat! Lost rooster!”

Mock:” *burst into laughter* Haha! Sesat!”

Nigel:” Lost cock! *pretends that he lost something* Eh, where’s my cock? Where’s my cock?!”

Mock:” Haha sound so wrong!”

Justin:” HUH~WHAT~?!”