Maths T Answer

Dear K-rockers,

Sorry dudes! Pn Khaw sent me this long ago but the forgetful-and-Facebook-everyday me forgot about it.

No worries! It’s now available.

Maths T Past Year Chapter 5 Answer

 

Okay let’s be honest, who has not started doing this? LOL

Hope I can still laugh out loudly when the end of the holiday comes.

Celebration!

Okay, I’m sorry! Have been lazy lately! Here’s you birthday wishes!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDES!

Ivan Low Wai Mun (October 11)

“Macho Ivan”

 

Lai Yee Seng (October 23)

“School Taicho”

 

"Jason" Len Yung Wung (November 19)

“Currently in China”

 

You’re 18 at last, enjoy your last two years of teenage!

 

May you grow well!

笑话

1）在医院里，一位护士看到一个病人在喝酒，就对他说：“小心肝“。病人就微笑道，说：”小宝贝”！

2）有一天，一个男孩问一位女孩：“你喜欢的男生要有什么品德呢？“那女孩就说："投缘的。”男孩伤心地问：头扁一点的不行吗？“

3）有一天晚上，小华问妈妈：“妈妈妈妈，我问你唷，闪电和电有什么不同？”妈妈回答：“闪电不用钱，电要钱的！”

!!!

OMG BESOK PLEASE MAKAN MY CAKE PLEEEAASSEEEEE AND THANK YOU~~!

Marshmallow plan may not be carried out. Apologies.

kthxbaiiiii.

She was only Form 2!

I was tudying up my laptop’s photo album and

I FOUND THIS!

Notice the girl on the right! I zoom it for you!

Now the name tag….

Hahaha! It’s you! LOH JINN SHIN!

It’s there in my album for like 5 years and I didn’t realise! Haha! Ask me for the photo!

Birthday Biscuit

Okay-lah, if I don’t write you a birthday wish, a bit biased isn’t it.

To the son of biscuit!

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY! 

it’s your birthday, yo, it’s your birthday!

a bit late but better than never!

to you only

SET WAI HONG

Craziest Thing!

No wonder insurance do not offer them protection!

Effect of Pirated DVD to Children

This is why the government encourages us to buy original DVD!

K-shots!

Sorry about the VERY belated posting of photos! Here you go!

This is what happen during PA without L6W!

That's why I say L6K no fun!

Some posing, some busy discussing!

MJ with F-ace!

Spelling Queen a.k.a Queen of L6K

Cocky Mocky a.k.a King of L6K

Luky and Skinny Swine a.k.a (White)Niger

Jinn Shin and Magda-LIAN

Ramboguy Dennis a.k.a PK HEM L6K (C²N)

Darryn and Jason, the Joker Pair

BOSS of L6K vs King of L6K

Loke Loke wants to kill the No.1 Chun so that he can be no.2 (WHAT?!)

The-always-get-blamed FJH, Prince of L6K Ivan Low and Rubik Bing

The center of gravity, can you feel it?!

The Best (and lonely) Class Teacher (WTH!!!)

"Class, belajar bersungguh-sungguh ya!"

Class Monitor and Class Teacher!

Any other photo?!
FINALE!!!

Yamete, Ite, Kimochi!

New Time Table

WARNING: EXTREME HATRED TOWARDS THIS POST MAY CAUSE SEVERE DAMAGE TO MONITOR OR LCD SCREEN DUE TO THROWING OF CHAIR, OVERTURN OF COMPUTER DESK AND SUCKER PUNCH.

PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

SHOUTOUT.

LLLUUUUUUKKKYYYYYYYYY!!!~~~~~~~~

No Problem!

The best presenter I've ever met!

Whenever one does a presentation and pause for a moment, what would you ask? Most probably, "Any question?"

But I found this great presenter who is so good, that you wont even have a question to ask him.

Darren:" Okay, today I'm gonna present you Physic Chapter 11 Sound Wave...blah blah blah..."

Blah blah blah....

*Pause for a moment*

Darren:" No problem..."

WHAT?! Was that a question or a statement?

Aren't you gonna ask us "Any problem?" and you decided for us that we have "No problem..."

WHAT THE HECK SWEAT!

*Continues*

Darren:" This is compression....blah blah blah"

Blah blah blah

*Pause for a moment*

Darren:"NO PROBLEM!"

WTH! Again!

Mock:" Darren, are you asking us 'no problem?' or you're telling us that we have 'no problem'?"

Darren:" NO PROBLEM! If you have any problem please DON'T ask me..."

WAHAHA, cool man! That's brilliant! *whole class laughs*

Darren, you have my salute! The most "ZADAO" man in the class!

NEW DUTY ROSTER!! (FIXED)

L6K Duty Roster 2.1b (Bug Fixed) Lol, please download and go through. And to all DotA noobs, this is not a DotA Map...

L6K Duty Roster 2.1b

Perfect Imperfection

Ah Beng and Ah Lian

Our beloved Lucas introduced one book which made the whole L6K crazy over it. It's a book on AH BENG! Which the subtitle says:" An AH BENG a day, keeps the doctor away!"

Haha, especially the poem from AH BENG to his girlfriend AH LIAN! Everyone was so crazy over it, we memorized it! I find it a bit hard though, but I memorized this!

"If you are the moon, I am the star beside you,
If you are the flower, I am the leave of your flower,
If you are the shit, I am the fly,
If you are bathing, I am the soap!"

Haha! This was recited over, over and over again to every girl I met!

The person reacted vigorously towards the AH BENG AH LIAN jokes was our beloved Secretary, Magda-LIAN. She laughed (and laughing) non-stop over the poem joke!

Now she is a.k.a AH LIAN. I wonder if she have something for me because she calls me AH BENG!

Here's the website: http://www.ahbeng.org/

Simplest Nasi Lemak

Gopal: So how's the orientation going on now?!

Mock: Ended...

Gopal: Actually the orientation is like a waste of time...

Mock: It's not a waste of time if it's handled properly...

Gopal: Yea, actually we should have a ball or something like that...

Class: YES! WE SHOULD! YA LAH TEACHER!

Gopal: And I don't like the new committee!

Class: AGREE! Teacher We wanna change!

Gopal: I'm assigned to take over the Form 6 Society next year, so I'm gonna fire all the committee and let L6K take over...

Class: Yes! Good teacher!

Gopal: And then I'll let you all take care of the orientation and change the orientation system!

*Somebody*: Sir Sir! I wanna be President!

Gopal: Okay no problem! But, you have to give me something in return lah! I know you can't afford to slip me money like how I get to be a teacher. Nevermind, a simple nasi lemak will do...

*Somebody*: Okay no problem Sir!

Gopal: A very simple one! I've been gaining weight lately. Just some simple redang chicken, 2 eggs, a fish and some vege will do. I don't want those very complicated like ikan bilis, boiled eggs and sambal all those, don't have to take trouble...simple one will do...

Class: WAH VERY SIMPLE!

Our LOL making MUET teacher, Mr. Gopala Krisnan

Another Year Older

Don't be so sad yet Pang! Wrinkles are not out yet....haha!

You're another year older!

Best birthday wishes from Kensettians!

to PANG TEK KIT

Happy Birthday!

Go green! Go K-Glory!

Winner! We marches as WINNERS!

MBSSKL Graphic Design Competition Second Runner-up

CHONG YONG SHEAN

LEE PUI CHIN (L6C)

Go go Kensett!

Here's an written account of the competition by:
Yong Shean (Ponteng)
Pui Chin (surprisingly, we won! =D)

Calling all Kensettians!

I suggest to submit your MSN and/or blog and/or facebook address here, by leaving a comment to this post.
Messenger is a useful thing when you want to ask/discuss something with classmates without making any phone call or sms. And by reading others' blogs you can know more about each other, thus fostering our friendship.

The list will be shown at the sidebar of the blog. Blogger has a special sidebar widget (Blog List) which enables the blogs to be displayed in the order of 'most recently updated'. Mock, I can't add for you because I'm not the admin, so sorry but you have to do it yourself. (thanks ya)

Come on, kensettians! It's ok if you don't have both, but if you have either one or both, please give your support. Thank you very much.

!~K-Rocks~!

HEY, DID ANYONE DELETED THE SIDEBAR GADGET??!

Billie Jean Solo Guitar Version [Sungha Jung]

If MJ was that cool with his moonwalks in Billie Jean, Sungha Jung is cooler with his "moon-jam"!



Watch it!

Class picture..

There we go...

Click here for FULL SIZE.

Rubik!

Since Rubik is such a heat in our school, let me show you what is so COOL about Rubik!



Actually Rubik is good for us, it keeps you awake and alert! I tried playing Rubik before entering the exam hall, for like, one hour?! Haha! It's so cool that I actually can answer most of the questions! Wrongly...

Glory and GLORY!

Congratulation to our WINNERS~!

Sorry for posting this late!

WORD SEARCH CHAMPION
Foo Jun Hoe

UNSCRAMBLE EGG RUNNER-UP
Bernard Ho

UNSCRAMBLE WORDS CHAMPION
Magdalene Koh

SPELLING KING
Lucas Khiew

Applause! May God bless you all! and CHEERS!

Merdeka!!!

Yay.. Exam is finally over..
However, the time of revealing the marks will soon come..
So, be prepared..

p.s. Please do not attempt to jump off the building or kill yourself. Weak-hearted people are advised not to look at the exam papers.

Honda's Advert [Domino Effect]

Look at this advertisement! We need to have that precise calculation to be their engineers! I want to be!



Okay, just watch!

Happy Birthday FJH!

It's your birthday! It's your birthday!

Are you happy today?!

It's finally 18 for Foo Jun Hoe! YEAH!

Now you're legal for alcohol, tobacco, 18SG/SX/PL movies!

No worries, you're legal for sex two years ago! Ironic....

Anyway, happy birthday!

Congratulation!

A big congratulation to our beloved Form 6 Vice President and Form 6 Kensett Class Representative!

Vice President (Science Stream)
Low Wai Mun [Ivan]

6 Kensett Class Representative
Ivan Booi Chun Ren

And also bravo to our beloved Lucas for speaking those words of wisdom! May God bless you! No one in EXCO can speak better than you!

Special thanks to Lower 6 Wesley for their political support and congratulations to them for dominating 4 out of 10 EXCO Positions. Let's pray that they will bring goodness and glory to God and MBS! And treat our class well!

Another one....

Let us welcome...

LEN YUNG WUNG

a.k.a Jason

From SMK Seri Bintang Utara

This guy looks smart and intelligent in some way, I don't know. Lower 6 Kensettians are good at hiding their strength, and I seems to be the alienated one! But he did mention that the Class Monitor is really handsome so he picked 5 subjects and chose MBS instead of VI. It seems even boys are attracted to our class monitor, pity him!

And he mentioned that we have a very pretty Assistant Monitor and Secretary too! He could not take his eyes off them! Gosh! Jason, please concentrate during class

But the Cleanliness Chairman has a little bit of problem. Our Cleanliness Chairman irritated him because his insistence on our class cleanliness caused him to admire him very, very much. The fact that our Cleanliness Chairman insisted to arrange the tables and chairs in the lecture theater!

Anyway, Kensettians are happy to have you here, enjoy the hell of earth!

New Comer!

Let us welcome...

PANG TEK KIT

Previously from SMK Taman Desa!

According to his testimony, he decided to transfer to Lower 6 Kensett because he found out that the monitor is quite handsome and the Kensett-ians are all friendly and bright! (Actually I know, he came here to take 5 subjects, evil him.....)

Haha! Welcome Tek Kit! Enjoy your life here!

And get your computer fixed!

Now I Know Why Government Change Back to Malay...

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong... tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa...> mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni.....nah tengok (opens his> trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.......gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah

I know you are laughing....

Some Lame Laughing!

Do you know the reason why Singapore government restricts the citizens not to buy chewing gum?

Here is the story. One day Lee Kwan Yew went to Thailand and had lobster at the dinner with the Thai King. After Lee finished, he asked the King:

Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this lobster skin?

King: We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away.

Lee : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the factory and produce some prawn cracker..

Then Lee had an orange.

After he finished, he asked the King.

Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?

King: We cannot do anything.. We just throw away.

Lee : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce some orange jam.

Then Lee asked for some chewing gum.
After he finished, he put on the plate and asked the King.

Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum?

King: Oh, no. We just throw it away.

Lee : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce condoms and send it to Thailand.

Lee said good bye to the King and the King asked Lee.

King: What can you do with the condom when you finish using it?

Lee : We cannot do anything. We throw it away.

King: In Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to the factory to produce chewing gum and send it back to Singapore.

Contribution & Photographs Needed

Dear K-Rockers,

K-Rocks needs a class photographer and your contribution in updating this blog.

We need someone who is good in shooting pictures (not people) and committed to bring his personal camera to school almost everyday and committed to upload it to the blog.

We also need all Lower 6 Kensettians to log on and write down their daily thoughts and class happenings....

HELLLLOOOOO and DUTY ROSTER.

Wahai kelasmate-kelasmate yg tersayang, aku ialah Putera Mahkota Alam Kayangan L6K yg amat mementingkan kebersihan kelas dan juga keharuman badan kesemua saudara-saudari L6K.

Oleh itu,di bawah merupakan "link" untuk meng-downloadkan jadual bertugas yg terkini. Dinasihatkan supaya setiap abang/kakak/adik mempunyai sebuah copy sebagai rujukan seandai nyerr pada masa yg akan datang saudara/saudari terlupa akan tanggungjawab yg berat ini.

INI DIA!!! (For Microsoft Word 2007 above)

ATAU INI!!! (For Microsoft Word 97 - 2003)

Kesanggupan untuk membazirkan elektriksiti dan masa bagi meng-downloadkan sebuah fail yg hanya 15KB besar nyerr amat dihargai. Kemuliaan anda akan dibalas dgn ucapan berbelas-belasan thank u.


Zekian, zterima zkazih.

Speech of Apologies

Below is the context of apology from our beloved (or hated) class monitor to all Upper 6 students:

"Good morning to Mr. Wong, Pn. Majinah, Pn. Gan, Mr. Chin, teachers and students. I am Mock Kar Wai from Lower 6 Kensett. I'm up here on the podium to humbly apologize to all Upper 6 students on behalf of my class and myself.

I admit that I have been arrogant in many way and that I have not paid the respect that all my seniors deserve. I'm sorry that I have been a bad influence to other Lower 6 students during the orientation period. I apologize for being rude to some individuals and that I've hurt their feelings. I apologize for the wrong use of language and tone while conversing with the seniors and made them feel threatened. I humble ask for your understanding and forgiveness. Please point me my weaknesses and wrongdoings, because I'm learning and I want to learn. Job 6:24 says:"Teach me and I'll be quiet; tell me where I have been wrong."

I also ask for forgiveness on behalf of my class for things which should or should not have done. I apologize for being rude while defending my class. I'll bear all responsibilities and consequences for whatever we have done.

I hereby thank Baaarathan & Sam Pui Kay for this wake up call. Please accept my humblest apologizes and may God bless you. Thank you and enjoy the day."

Prepared by Mock Kar Wai,
Editted by Pn. Gan Swee Peng.

This speech was not presented during assembly last Thursday. He asked for a chance to present this speech from Pn. Gan and he was permitted to do so. However, the speech was stopped in time by Form 6 Society. Thank God it was not released as it might cause more problem than before.

New easy access URL!

Dear everyone,

Kensett 09/10 blog is now available with and short and catchy URL! Please use

http://krocks0910.co.cc/

For easier memory and browsing! Enjoy!

Feel Free To Post!

Dear Kensettians,

Feel free to post anything up here! Anything inappropriate will be removed by me anyway. We need contribution!

Lower 6 Kensett's Blog Launched!

Okay, we L6K-ian are not that "the exception" like other says! Here's our blog! We need to get all L6K people to join! Enjoy the roll!