It's All Over!

All the pain we went through, all the efforts we put in, now turn into joy as we hand in Chemistry Paper 1.

STPM IS FINALLY OVER!!!!

FREEDOM!!!!

STPM Checklist, Monitor's Version

Hey guys! SPTM is like, one week away, are you ready?

Hehe, as a caring Class Monitor, here a checklist to make sure you are ready even if you're not.

1. Identity Card (Check properly whether it is your I.C.)
2. Examination Slip
3. Examination Time Table
4. At least 3 black/blue pen
5. At least 2 rulers
6. At least 2 erasers
7. 1 boxful of 2B mechanical pencils lead
8. At least 3 2B/HB pencil or 2 mechanical pencils
9. Colour pencil with at least 9 different colours (for PA 2)
10. Gan Mama's love letter
11. Mr. Praga's Checklist
12. Watch/Clock
13. Compass
14. Protractor
15. Calculator
16. Water
17. Food
18. Chocolate/Banana
19. Your health
20. Your brain
21. Your girlfriend/boyfriend's photo (Parents' photo would be fine for those who are single)
22. Last but not least, a happy and confident mood

All the best guys, let's make history!

Latest Version

I know it’s late but I didn’t know Yong Shean already uploaded to FB instead of blog. Enjoy!

 

Get Ready For Trials

Taking out some of my "wasted" time to scratch here abit.

Trial in coming in less than 4 days, and everyone's tensioned I guess.

Ivan Low went missing from Facebook while Magdalene is crying out for an escape. Wai Shin went book eating while Yong Shean is trying to revise upside down.

I very kiasu, everyone's studying with

their doors shut, what the heck am I doing here?

RELAX LA ABANG, exam saja, biar FAIL...HAHAHAHA!

Class Profile for Magazine!!

Something about porn

Nigel:” Luky, you got watch porn before or not?”

Luky shook his head. Nigel and Mock laugh in disbelief.

Nigel:” Bernard, got watch porn ah?”

Bernard laughs and gave no reply.

Mock:” Eh Luky, Bernard, you watch porn you sin one time, then you deny it, lie, sin second time.”

Nigel:” So you want sin one time or sin two times?”

Luky blurted out something unusually obscene which is not appropriate to post here.

Nigel:” Whoa! TRIPLE SIN!!!!”

Ivan Low:” Cheh, watch oni mah, I act one!”

Nigel, Mock stunt! Burst into extreme laughter! Pang sitting beside Mock, laughed even louder.

As Ivan was boasting and crapping how well he acts, Pang blurted:”You # people or let people #?”

Ivan Low:” WOI!!!”

HAHAHAHA Class laughed even louder until Mock couldn’t breathe!

~~~This is what happens when Mr. Gopal is not in the class talking about football, we talk something else!~~~

KENSETT WINS!!!!

Why Thailand was the only one not conquered?

*PA presentation*

En. Azlin:” Hampir semua negara Asia Tenggara pernah dijajah, hanya satu sahaja yang beluw pernah dijajah, mana negara itu?”

Class:” Thailand!”

Loke:”Cikgu, kerana situ ada banyak Ah Gua…”

*Class burst into laughter*

En. Azlin:” Apa tu Ah Gua?!”

I stunt!

Mock:” Cikgu, Ah Gua itu pondan.”

En. Azlin:” Oh pondan!”

Loke:” Cikgu, kerana situ banyak Ah Gua sebab itu mat salleh takut pergi sana.”

*Laugh somemore!*

HAHAHA!

New Header Photo!!

WooHOO!!!

New Header photo! Check it out our Italian handsign!!!!

SUPRISE!

It’s time to get this blog up and running again!

What you are about to see is to be taken LIGHTLY.

 

 

Lower 6 Coming in!

Woohoo!

At last they are here! So, have you spotted any handsome guy or pretty girl? I personally have not, but it's going to be extraordinarily exciting!

Here's the thing, our beloved Mummy wants 7A above to take 5 subs, so guys, what do you think?!

Cannot one la! Cannot force one.

Mummy, you do this you distract people who doesn't have the ability to cope. In the end, STPM result drag down...

MBS malu le...

Not that we runaway from problem, but we know our ability mah, let us choose lo!!!

=) and ah....keke not every teacher teach the way you do, so you can't compare the amount of work we do.

No offence, just to tell you what we think. If you want public apology, I can do it, but I'm speaking the truth ain't I? =)

Integration! *Laugh*

Thank you Pn. Khaw! This is a video shared by Muslimatun, check it out~!

Stopping by.

Heyy,on behalf of our dear monitor,im here to post up out IT teacher’s email address so u guys could send ur work over by 7th of May. Her email add is ranisegar@yahoo.com.

Do take note yeahh?

And g’luck for MUET.

Further added by monitor...you're suppose to create two simple webpages using Microsoft Publisher...*thumbs up*

Maths' Problem? NO PROBLEM!!!

Nigel introduced this website to me, very useful. By just typing the equation in, the page will sketch you graph, indefinite integral, derivative, alternate forms and etc. JUST CHECK IT OUT, maths made easy with computer!

I don't think even Pn. Khaw can calculate that fast!!!

http://www.wolframalpha.com

You can even check the integrating steps! very helpful! Enjoy!

hey wat i found

okay first thing first
KISSING GOURAMI!!!
requested by the class??


but it does not resemble any1 in the class...

second thing

any1 who does not like math would probably like tis comic - ENJOY!


but just dont say it 2 Pn. Khaw she will not believe tis...

Birthday Wishes In One Go!

Okay, I admit I had been lazy...

Didn't update my blog, didn't do homework....

Sorry guys but now I'm gonna do everything efficiently...

Happy Birthday guys!

Lee Yik Bing and Loke Voon Ho

(Ah Bing and Ah Loke)

[6 Feb]

Justin Lim Wei Kit

(Datuk Datin Tan Sri Michelle Justin)

[14 Feb Valentine's!]

Bernard Ho Chon Han

(Banana Ho!)

[18 Feb]

Lau Lap Bann

(Lapan, Bann, Tanker, Steel-eater)

[26 Feb]

DENNIS Foong Shee Heng

(DENNIS THE MENACE)

[27 March]

OWNAGE!!!! Everyone is wished!!!

May God bless your last year of being a teen...enjoy being killed slowly by Form 6 and loved by our beloved Mother, Pn. Gan!!!!

MATHS!

i found tis website. I found tat it's quite useful to me. Dunno bout u guys.
so tis is da link. http://www.intmath.com
Check it out. =)

Hey i found something on a forum hope you guys find it interesting
ithe joke is based on old statistic of STPM i think is 2004/05
the passing rate for STPM 2009 is 92.55%

From the Star
92.55 per cent of 48,466 students who sat for the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) examination last year passed the exam compared with 92.24% of 46,306 students last year.

here's the joke...ENJOY

The objective of STPM is to pass people?

How do you explain the fact that 87% of the students passed the examinations of the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) recently? When during your grandfather's time only 10% would have passed?

Are students getting smarter? Or are STPM questions getting easier?
Let me put things in their proper perspective.

During your grandfather's time, they would ask exam questions like:

In what year did Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka?
The correct answer was "1402", and they found that only 10% of the students managed to answer the question correctly. This didn't go down too well with the authorities, because the objective of the exams was to pass people.

I mean, what's the point of having exams if people fail?
So later, they found another way to ask the same question:

Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year:
(a) 2001
(b) 2004
(c) 1986
(d) 1975
(e) 1402
Tick the correct answer.

The results were better in that 20% of the students passed. But it was still not good enough, so the authorities tried a different tactic a few years later.

Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402. True or false?

Well, half of the students guessed "True" and the other half guessed "False". Fully 50% passed. The results were getting pretty acceptable by now.

Most other countries would be satisfied with a 50% passing rate, but not us. We are a better country, because we are a boleh country.The authorities then cracked their heads and then came out with this one:

Read the following sentence carefully.
"Parameswara, the cousin of Proton-Iswara, founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402." Underline the name of the person who founded Melaka.

60% underlined "Parameswara", 30% underlined "Proton-Iswara" and 10% underlined "1402". Hooiyoh......60% managed to pass! So krever!

But for some reason, the authorities were still not contented. So last year, they came out with this gem:

One day in the year 1402, Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka. Then he went home to have dinner. What did he eat?

13% handed in blank answers, 57% wrote "Maggi Mee", and 10% wrote "Kentucky Fried Chicken", and 20% wrote "Tree bark". The official answer was "Food" of course!

After the marking was over, it was found that 87% of the students had passed. 87%............now that's pretty impressive!

So it's true. The students are indeed getting smarter.

Physical and Chemical Properties of….WHAT?!

LOL, below are the clarifications of abbreviations used excluding foul abbreviations:

WT#

Ivan Low: “Is shit soluble? Maybe we can put it into H2O.”

Nigel: “Shit-Water Polarity!”

*Laugh like WT##*

*Loke pops in*

Ivan Low: “Let’s show this to Mr. Peraga!”

Funny part is coming…

Nigel: “Do SHIT emit radioactive?!” (Should be “Is SHIT radioactive”)

OM#G, LAUGHTER again

Ivan Booi: “Does SHIT obey VSEPR?”

Bernard: “TETRAHEDRAL!!”

Oh gosh!

Ivan Low: “Effervescence?”

HAHA! Lastly.

Yik Bing: “Projectile SHIT? We all dying!”

P.s. Please measure in Mass Spectrometer! Expose those SHIT-H2O mixture under sunlight. UV = Free Radical SHIT? rofl…

Loke: “SHIT got Resonance or not?”

OM#G…HAHA!

Confused-MBSian

The week after MUET Speaking Test for Ujian Selaras…

Gopal: “I’m very disappointed by your results. Some who I thought would score better did not perform well.”

The class starts to move to their respective speaking group…

Gopal: “Especially, the Confucians…”

Mag: “Huh, teacher, why?”

(Gopal said something which I forgot, but it was something to comment about frequent Mandarin usage in daily life if I’m not wrong, correct me by all means.)

Mock: “Mag, I thought you prefer to regard yourself as an MBSian?”

Mag: “Ya teacher, then what do you call Confucians that come into MBS? Don’t you call them MBSian too?”

Bernard: “*Pops in* They are called CONFUSED-MBSian!”

*burst into HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*

Mag: “Eh, you want die ah?!”

A Fly and a Flea

A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!", said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Heard during MUET Listening

(Source: http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=11&t=51)

Eko-seize-tem

*PA period*

En. Azlin:” Kemusnahan hutan hujan tropika akan menjejaskan ekosistem. Anda murid-murid Biologi kan? Cuba jawab ini! Siapa ni? Justin…Lim!”

Haha! Justin’s an Economy student, but we did not wanna tell teacher. It’s a good way to wake Justin up.

Class:” Justin…Justin!”

Justin:” *blur face, just woke up* Huh~?!”

En. Azlin:” Ekosistem, cuba jelaskan and huraikan.”

Justin walks out reluctantly, with a marker pen in his pen and he drew….

LOLZ, the  whole class laughs non-stop. But he continues without realizing that he drew a 4 legged bird.

Justin:” *strikes out the flower* Kalau ini mati, *pointing at the insect* ini pun mati. Kalau ini mati, *pointing at the 4-legged bird* ini mati. Akhirnya, *circling his arms* semua mati!”

Class trembles in laughter, including teacher….

Lost Cock

“Duty rooster or duty roster?”

Here’s the question. Roster means list, rooster means male chicken. We argued about it with Pn. Khaw because some classes spell it roaster, some rooster, some even rooOOOOster.

Justin:” Mock, what’s rooster?”

Mock:” Rooster is cock la!”

Justin:” Cock?”

Mock:” Yea, you talk cock means you talk rooster lo!”

Justin:” Huh?”

Mock:” Rooster means male cick-en la!”

Justin:” Oh!” *show blur face*

 

Nigel turns around.

Nigel:” You know ah, my house there. The rooster, 2 o’clock. 2 ah! When I sleeping nice nice he goes ‘cock cock cock cock!’”

Mock:” Haha! The cick-en got problem with the alarm clock isit?”

Nigel:” Dia ayam sesat! Lost rooster!”

Mock:” *burst into laughter* Haha! Sesat!”

Nigel:” Lost cock! *pretends that he lost something* Eh, where’s my cock? Where’s my cock?!”

Mock:” Haha sound so wrong!”

Justin:” HUH~WHAT~?!”

B-day!

Happy birthday to Jinn Shin! First B-day of the year! And the start of our B-day giving tradition!

Happy birthday Jinn Shin, May God bless your STPM year! Last year of teenage, enjoy it!

Inside and Outside

I paid through my nose for all the books and school fees that came tumbling down upon my wallet. Severe bleeding caused my wallet to need immediate medical attention and blood transfuse.

When all finally

got their BRAND-NEW

Physic Volume 2

Textbook, we all

know we paid

the right money.

I went back to my seat, admiring my fresh, stiff hard cover page. I like the front page photo which was very nicely shot.

Mock: "Bann, look at this! I like the cover outside man!" *excited*

Lap Bann:" But I don't like the content inside..." *emo-less face*

HAHAHAHA! Shoot Bann! I burst into INTENSE laughter along with Jason Len. Completely stunned by Bann's smart come-back. HAHA!

"Laughter is the best medicine." nurse Kelly

in 'Did You Hear About The Morgans?'

Fire attack fails in PJ church
By Debra Chong

PETALING JAYA, Jan 8 — A Catholic church next to the Assunta Hospital here came under attack early this morning, just hours after another church in nearby Kuala Lumpur was torched.

Roman Catholic church officials said some homemade explosives were lobbed into the Church of the Assumption in Jalan Templar at about 4am.

“It did not explode,” said Father Lawrence Andrew, the editor of Catholic paper Herald.
Lawrence was himself informed of the incident through a text message sent out by Assumption parish priest Father Phillips Muthu.

“Someone threw homemade kerosene explosives into Assumption Church, Jalan Templar, Petaling Jaya at 4am. Am going to Police later. Earlier the Metro Tabernacle was burned in Desa Melawati, media has filed story,” said the message forwarded toThe Malaysian Insider.

This is the second such reported attack on a church in the last 12 hours.

A Protestant church, Metro Tabernacle in leafy Desa Melawati, was torched at around midnight.

The fire took out the church's administrative office, which is housed on the ground floor of its three-storey premises.

Eyewitnesses recounted seeing several people on motorcycles stopping in front of the church and smashing the glass windows to pour flammable liquid and igniting the blaze.

Church officials have reported the attack to the police.

Kuala Lumpur police chief Mohamad Sabtu Osman said it was too early to link the attack on the church to Muslim protests over a High Court ruling allowing the weekly Herald to publish the word “Allah” to refer to God in the Christian context.

“'We are still investigating,”' he is reported to have said.

Mohamad Sabtu also warned Muslims not to take part in planned protests at several mosques in the Klang Valley after Friday prayers.

The mercury is expected to rise and all fire stations have been put on the alert.

The police have also tightened their nightly patrols around churches in the past week following the High Court ruling on Dec 31.~~~Malaysian church fire-bombed ahead of Muslim protests
By M. Jegathesan (AFP) – 4 hours ago
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KUALA LUMPUR — A church in Malaysia has been fire-bombed in an attack that gutted its ground floor, church officials said Friday, escalating a dispute over the use of the word "Allah" by non-Muslims.

A fire department official said all stations were on alert for more blazes at religious buildings, ahead of planned nationwide protests Friday by Muslim groups angry over the use of the word as a translation for "God" by Christians.

The three-storey Metro Tabernacle church in suburban Kuala Lumpur, part of the Assemblies of God movement, was set ablaze in the attack which took place around midnight, said church leader Peter Yeow, 62.

"Witnesses saw four people smash the glass and throw incendiaries into the church building. They came on two motorcycles," he told AFP at the scene as fire department forensic officers picked through the wreckage.

There were no casualties in the attack on the church, which occupies the corner lot of a row of shop houses and which Yeow said draws some 1,500 people weekly.

"The fire destroyed the administrative part of the church. We do not know if the prayer hall on the third floor suffered any damage," he said, warning all other churches to "double their guard" against any attacks.

Anuar Harun, who headed the fire department operation, said that forensic experts were working with the police and a canine unit to probe the blaze.

"We are investigating the cause of fire. We cannot provide any more details. It is a sensitive issue," he said when asked if it was a case of arson.

"We have asked all our fire stations to be on alert for such fires on religious premises," he told AFP.

The High Court last week ruled in favour of the Catholic "Herald" newspaper which has used "Allah" as a translation for "God" in its Malay-language section. The government has said the word should be used only by Muslims.

The ruling was suspended on Wednesday pending an appeal, after the government argued the decision could cause racial conflict in multicultural Malaysia, where Muslim Malays make up 60 percent of the population.

The security guard at the Metro Tabernacle church, 65-year-old V. Mariappan, said he had just walked away from the main entrance of the building to use the bathroom when the building erupted in flames.

"When I came back, there was a huge fire inside the church building. There was a few loud explosions like bombs exploding," he said, adding he saw two motorcycle helmets lying on the road in flames.

The Herald's editor Father Lawrence Andrew has warned of a campaign of intimidation including hacker attacks against the weekly's website, protest plans and widespread criticism in the media over last week's ruling.

"We believe these actions (are designed) to create a climate of fear and a perceived threat to national security so as to pressure the court in reversing its decision," he said this week.

Religion and language are sensitive issues in multiracial Malaysia, which experienced deadly race riots in 1969.

The row over the use of "Allah" is among a string of religious disputes that have erupted in recent years, straining relations between Malays and minority ethnic Chinese and Indians who fear the country is being "Islamised."

Malaysia's population includes indigenous tribes as well as the large ethnic Chinese and Indian communities -- practising Buddhism, Christianity and Hinduism, among others.

More than half of Malaysia's Catholics are from indigenous groups, most of whom live on the Borneo island states and who mainly speak Malay.

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Even as you're reading this, I urge you not to judge who is right nor who is wrong. I urge you, especially Christians to keep watch! Let's not condemn them, but pray for them and forgive them for God loves them as well. Christians, the sign of Christ coming is right in front of you. Take courage, watch, guard, persevere and pray!

Matthew 5:44-45 "But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous."

By the way, Metro Tabernacle A/G is Isaac Tay's church.

First Post in 2010!

Hey guys! See ya tomorrow in school!

Sorry that I failed to update this frequently.

First,

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Second, some belated birthday wishes!

Chong Yong Shean (November 30)

"IT Girl"

Yong Wai Shin (December 30)

"Ms. Blur"

Magdalene Koh Yew Leng (December 31)

"Mag-da-LIAN"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLS!!! Wish you a great year ahead!

Now the calendar restarts, so will the strikes go off! Get ready Kensettians, WE ARE CHARGING FORTH FOR STPM~~!

But before that, done your maths?