Something about porn

Nigel:” Luky, you got watch porn before or not?”

Luky shook his head. Nigel and Mock laugh in disbelief.

Nigel:” Bernard, got watch porn ah?”

Bernard laughs and gave no reply.

Mock:” Eh Luky, Bernard, you watch porn you sin one time, then you deny it, lie, sin second time.”

Nigel:” So you want sin one time or sin two times?”

Luky blurted out something unusually obscene which is not appropriate to post here.

Nigel:” Whoa! TRIPLE SIN!!!!”

Ivan Low:” Cheh, watch oni mah, I act one!”

Nigel, Mock stunt! Burst into extreme laughter! Pang sitting beside Mock, laughed even louder.

As Ivan was boasting and crapping how well he acts, Pang blurted:”You # people or let people #?”

Ivan Low:” WOI!!!”

HAHAHAHA Class laughed even louder until Mock couldn’t breathe!

~~~This is what happens when Mr. Gopal is not in the class talking about football, we talk something else!~~~

KENSETT WINS!!!!

Why Thailand was the only one not conquered?

*PA presentation*

En. Azlin:” Hampir semua negara Asia Tenggara pernah dijajah, hanya satu sahaja yang beluw pernah dijajah, mana negara itu?”

Class:” Thailand!”

Loke:”Cikgu, kerana situ ada banyak Ah Gua…”

*Class burst into laughter*

En. Azlin:” Apa tu Ah Gua?!”

I stunt!

Mock:” Cikgu, Ah Gua itu pondan.”

En. Azlin:” Oh pondan!”

Loke:” Cikgu, kerana situ banyak Ah Gua sebab itu mat salleh takut pergi sana.”

*Laugh somemore!*

HAHAHA!

Integration! *Laugh*

Thank you Pn. Khaw! This is a video shared by Muslimatun, check it out~!

Physical and Chemical Properties of….WHAT?!

LOL, below are the clarifications of abbreviations used excluding foul abbreviations:

WT#

Ivan Low: “Is shit soluble? Maybe we can put it into H2O.”

Nigel: “Shit-Water Polarity!”

*Laugh like WT##*

*Loke pops in*

Ivan Low: “Let’s show this to Mr. Peraga!”

Funny part is coming…

Nigel: “Do SHIT emit radioactive?!” (Should be “Is SHIT radioactive”)

OM#G, LAUGHTER again

Ivan Booi: “Does SHIT obey VSEPR?”

Bernard: “TETRAHEDRAL!!”

Oh gosh!

Ivan Low: “Effervescence?”

HAHA! Lastly.

Yik Bing: “Projectile SHIT? We all dying!”

P.s. Please measure in Mass Spectrometer! Expose those SHIT-H2O mixture under sunlight. UV = Free Radical SHIT? rofl…

Loke: “SHIT got Resonance or not?”

OM#G…HAHA!

Confused-MBSian

The week after MUET Speaking Test for Ujian Selaras…

Gopal: “I’m very disappointed by your results. Some who I thought would score better did not perform well.”

The class starts to move to their respective speaking group…

Gopal: “Especially, the Confucians…”

Mag: “Huh, teacher, why?”

(Gopal said something which I forgot, but it was something to comment about frequent Mandarin usage in daily life if I’m not wrong, correct me by all means.)

Mock: “Mag, I thought you prefer to regard yourself as an MBSian?”

Mag: “Ya teacher, then what do you call Confucians that come into MBS? Don’t you call them MBSian too?”

Bernard: “*Pops in* They are called CONFUSED-MBSian!”

*burst into HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*

Mag: “Eh, you want die ah?!”

A Fly and a Flea

A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!", said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Heard during MUET Listening

(Source: http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=11&t=51)

Eko-seize-tem

*PA period*

En. Azlin:” Kemusnahan hutan hujan tropika akan menjejaskan ekosistem. Anda murid-murid Biologi kan? Cuba jawab ini! Siapa ni? Justin…Lim!”

Haha! Justin’s an Economy student, but we did not wanna tell teacher. It’s a good way to wake Justin up.

Class:” Justin…Justin!”

Justin:” *blur face, just woke up* Huh~?!”

En. Azlin:” Ekosistem, cuba jelaskan and huraikan.”

Justin walks out reluctantly, with a marker pen in his pen and he drew….

LOLZ, the  whole class laughs non-stop. But he continues without realizing that he drew a 4 legged bird.

Justin:” *strikes out the flower* Kalau ini mati, *pointing at the insect* ini pun mati. Kalau ini mati, *pointing at the 4-legged bird* ini mati. Akhirnya, *circling his arms* semua mati!”

Class trembles in laughter, including teacher….

Lost Cock

“Duty rooster or duty roster?”

Here’s the question. Roster means list, rooster means male chicken. We argued about it with Pn. Khaw because some classes spell it roaster, some rooster, some even rooOOOOster.

Justin:” Mock, what’s rooster?”

Mock:” Rooster is cock la!”

Justin:” Cock?”

Mock:” Yea, you talk cock means you talk rooster lo!”

Justin:” Huh?”

Mock:” Rooster means male cick-en la!”

Justin:” Oh!” *show blur face*

 

Nigel turns around.

Nigel:” You know ah, my house there. The rooster, 2 o’clock. 2 ah! When I sleeping nice nice he goes ‘cock cock cock cock!’”

Mock:” Haha! The cick-en got problem with the alarm clock isit?”

Nigel:” Dia ayam sesat! Lost rooster!”

Mock:” *burst into laughter* Haha! Sesat!”

Nigel:” Lost cock! *pretends that he lost something* Eh, where’s my cock? Where’s my cock?!”

Mock:” Haha sound so wrong!”

Justin:” HUH~WHAT~?!”

Inside and Outside

I paid through my nose for all the books and school fees that came tumbling down upon my wallet. Severe bleeding caused my wallet to need immediate medical attention and blood transfuse.

When all finally

got their BRAND-NEW

Physic Volume 2

Textbook, we all

know we paid

the right money.

I went back to my seat, admiring my fresh, stiff hard cover page. I like the front page photo which was very nicely shot.

Mock: "Bann, look at this! I like the cover outside man!" *excited*

Lap Bann:" But I don't like the content inside..." *emo-less face*

HAHAHAHA! Shoot Bann! I burst into INTENSE laughter along with Jason Len. Completely stunned by Bann's smart come-back. HAHA!

"Laughter is the best medicine." nurse Kelly

in 'Did You Hear About The Morgans?'

笑话

1）在医院里，一位护士看到一个病人在喝酒，就对他说：“小心肝“。病人就微笑道，说：”小宝贝”！

2）有一天，一个男孩问一位女孩：“你喜欢的男生要有什么品德呢？“那女孩就说："投缘的。”男孩伤心地问：头扁一点的不行吗？“

3）有一天晚上，小华问妈妈：“妈妈妈妈，我问你唷，闪电和电有什么不同？”妈妈回答：“闪电不用钱，电要钱的！”

Craziest Thing!

No wonder insurance do not offer them protection!

Effect of Pirated DVD to Children

This is why the government encourages us to buy original DVD!

Yamete, Ite, Kimochi!

No Problem!

The best presenter I've ever met!

Whenever one does a presentation and pause for a moment, what would you ask? Most probably, "Any question?"

But I found this great presenter who is so good, that you wont even have a question to ask him.

Darren:" Okay, today I'm gonna present you Physic Chapter 11 Sound Wave...blah blah blah..."

Blah blah blah....

*Pause for a moment*

Darren:" No problem..."

WHAT?! Was that a question or a statement?

Aren't you gonna ask us "Any problem?" and you decided for us that we have "No problem..."

WHAT THE HECK SWEAT!

*Continues*

Darren:" This is compression....blah blah blah"

Blah blah blah

*Pause for a moment*

Darren:"NO PROBLEM!"

WTH! Again!

Mock:" Darren, are you asking us 'no problem?' or you're telling us that we have 'no problem'?"

Darren:" NO PROBLEM! If you have any problem please DON'T ask me..."

WAHAHA, cool man! That's brilliant! *whole class laughs*

Darren, you have my salute! The most "ZADAO" man in the class!

Perfect Imperfection

Ah Beng and Ah Lian

Our beloved Lucas introduced one book which made the whole L6K crazy over it. It's a book on AH BENG! Which the subtitle says:" An AH BENG a day, keeps the doctor away!"

Haha, especially the poem from AH BENG to his girlfriend AH LIAN! Everyone was so crazy over it, we memorized it! I find it a bit hard though, but I memorized this!

"If you are the moon, I am the star beside you,
If you are the flower, I am the leave of your flower,
If you are the shit, I am the fly,
If you are bathing, I am the soap!"

Haha! This was recited over, over and over again to every girl I met!

The person reacted vigorously towards the AH BENG AH LIAN jokes was our beloved Secretary, Magda-LIAN. She laughed (and laughing) non-stop over the poem joke!

Now she is a.k.a AH LIAN. I wonder if she have something for me because she calls me AH BENG!

Here's the website: http://www.ahbeng.org/

Simplest Nasi Lemak

Gopal: So how's the orientation going on now?!

Mock: Ended...

Gopal: Actually the orientation is like a waste of time...

Mock: It's not a waste of time if it's handled properly...

Gopal: Yea, actually we should have a ball or something like that...

Class: YES! WE SHOULD! YA LAH TEACHER!

Gopal: And I don't like the new committee!

Class: AGREE! Teacher We wanna change!

Gopal: I'm assigned to take over the Form 6 Society next year, so I'm gonna fire all the committee and let L6K take over...

Class: Yes! Good teacher!

Gopal: And then I'll let you all take care of the orientation and change the orientation system!

*Somebody*: Sir Sir! I wanna be President!

Gopal: Okay no problem! But, you have to give me something in return lah! I know you can't afford to slip me money like how I get to be a teacher. Nevermind, a simple nasi lemak will do...

*Somebody*: Okay no problem Sir!

Gopal: A very simple one! I've been gaining weight lately. Just some simple redang chicken, 2 eggs, a fish and some vege will do. I don't want those very complicated like ikan bilis, boiled eggs and sambal all those, don't have to take trouble...simple one will do...

Class: WAH VERY SIMPLE!

Our LOL making MUET teacher, Mr. Gopala Krisnan

Billie Jean Solo Guitar Version [Sungha Jung]

If MJ was that cool with his moonwalks in Billie Jean, Sungha Jung is cooler with his "moon-jam"!



Watch it!

Rubik!

Since Rubik is such a heat in our school, let me show you what is so COOL about Rubik!



Actually Rubik is good for us, it keeps you awake and alert! I tried playing Rubik before entering the exam hall, for like, one hour?! Haha! It's so cool that I actually can answer most of the questions! Wrongly...

Honda's Advert [Domino Effect]

Look at this advertisement! We need to have that precise calculation to be their engineers! I want to be!



Okay, just watch!