It's All Over!

All the pain we went through, all the efforts we put in, now turn into joy as we hand in Chemistry Paper 1.

STPM IS FINALLY OVER!!!!

FREEDOM!!!!

Get Ready For Trials

Taking out some of my "wasted" time to scratch here abit.

Trial in coming in less than 4 days, and everyone's tensioned I guess.

Ivan Low went missing from Facebook while Magdalene is crying out for an escape. Wai Shin went book eating while Yong Shean is trying to revise upside down.

I very kiasu, everyone's studying with

their doors shut, what the heck am I doing here?

RELAX LA ABANG, exam saja, biar FAIL...HAHAHAHA!

Something about porn

Nigel:” Luky, you got watch porn before or not?”

Luky shook his head. Nigel and Mock laugh in disbelief.

Nigel:” Bernard, got watch porn ah?”

Bernard laughs and gave no reply.

Mock:” Eh Luky, Bernard, you watch porn you sin one time, then you deny it, lie, sin second time.”

Nigel:” So you want sin one time or sin two times?”

Luky blurted out something unusually obscene which is not appropriate to post here.

Nigel:” Whoa! TRIPLE SIN!!!!”

Ivan Low:” Cheh, watch oni mah, I act one!”

Nigel, Mock stunt! Burst into extreme laughter! Pang sitting beside Mock, laughed even louder.

As Ivan was boasting and crapping how well he acts, Pang blurted:”You # people or let people #?”

Ivan Low:” WOI!!!”

HAHAHAHA Class laughed even louder until Mock couldn’t breathe!

~~~This is what happens when Mr. Gopal is not in the class talking about football, we talk something else!~~~

KENSETT WINS!!!!

Why Thailand was the only one not conquered?

*PA presentation*

En. Azlin:” Hampir semua negara Asia Tenggara pernah dijajah, hanya satu sahaja yang beluw pernah dijajah, mana negara itu?”

Class:” Thailand!”

Loke:”Cikgu, kerana situ ada banyak Ah Gua…”

*Class burst into laughter*

En. Azlin:” Apa tu Ah Gua?!”

I stunt!

Mock:” Cikgu, Ah Gua itu pondan.”

En. Azlin:” Oh pondan!”

Loke:” Cikgu, kerana situ banyak Ah Gua sebab itu mat salleh takut pergi sana.”

*Laugh somemore!*

HAHAHA!

Integration! *Laugh*

Thank you Pn. Khaw! This is a video shared by Muslimatun, check it out~!

MATHS!

i found tis website. I found tat it's quite useful to me. Dunno bout u guys.
so tis is da link. http://www.intmath.com
Check it out. =)

Physical and Chemical Properties of….WHAT?!

LOL, below are the clarifications of abbreviations used excluding foul abbreviations:

WT#

Ivan Low: “Is shit soluble? Maybe we can put it into H2O.”

Nigel: “Shit-Water Polarity!”

*Laugh like WT##*

*Loke pops in*

Ivan Low: “Let’s show this to Mr. Peraga!”

Funny part is coming…

Nigel: “Do SHIT emit radioactive?!” (Should be “Is SHIT radioactive”)

OM#G, LAUGHTER again

Ivan Booi: “Does SHIT obey VSEPR?”

Bernard: “TETRAHEDRAL!!”

Oh gosh!

Ivan Low: “Effervescence?”

HAHA! Lastly.

Yik Bing: “Projectile SHIT? We all dying!”

P.s. Please measure in Mass Spectrometer! Expose those SHIT-H2O mixture under sunlight. UV = Free Radical SHIT? rofl…

Loke: “SHIT got Resonance or not?”

OM#G…HAHA!

Confused-MBSian

The week after MUET Speaking Test for Ujian Selaras…

Gopal: “I’m very disappointed by your results. Some who I thought would score better did not perform well.”

The class starts to move to their respective speaking group…

Gopal: “Especially, the Confucians…”

Mag: “Huh, teacher, why?”

(Gopal said something which I forgot, but it was something to comment about frequent Mandarin usage in daily life if I’m not wrong, correct me by all means.)

Mock: “Mag, I thought you prefer to regard yourself as an MBSian?”

Mag: “Ya teacher, then what do you call Confucians that come into MBS? Don’t you call them MBSian too?”

Bernard: “*Pops in* They are called CONFUSED-MBSian!”

*burst into HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*

Mag: “Eh, you want die ah?!”

A Fly and a Flea

A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!", said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Heard during MUET Listening

(Source: http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=11&t=51)

Lost Cock

“Duty rooster or duty roster?”

Here’s the question. Roster means list, rooster means male chicken. We argued about it with Pn. Khaw because some classes spell it roaster, some rooster, some even rooOOOOster.

Justin:” Mock, what’s rooster?”

Mock:” Rooster is cock la!”

Justin:” Cock?”

Mock:” Yea, you talk cock means you talk rooster lo!”

Justin:” Huh?”

Mock:” Rooster means male cick-en la!”

Justin:” Oh!” *show blur face*

 

Nigel turns around.

Nigel:” You know ah, my house there. The rooster, 2 o’clock. 2 ah! When I sleeping nice nice he goes ‘cock cock cock cock!’”

Mock:” Haha! The cick-en got problem with the alarm clock isit?”

Nigel:” Dia ayam sesat! Lost rooster!”

Mock:” *burst into laughter* Haha! Sesat!”

Nigel:” Lost cock! *pretends that he lost something* Eh, where’s my cock? Where’s my cock?!”

Mock:” Haha sound so wrong!”

Justin:” HUH~WHAT~?!”

Inside and Outside

I paid through my nose for all the books and school fees that came tumbling down upon my wallet. Severe bleeding caused my wallet to need immediate medical attention and blood transfuse.

When all finally

got their BRAND-NEW

Physic Volume 2

Textbook, we all

know we paid

the right money.

I went back to my seat, admiring my fresh, stiff hard cover page. I like the front page photo which was very nicely shot.

Mock: "Bann, look at this! I like the cover outside man!" *excited*

Lap Bann:" But I don't like the content inside..." *emo-less face*

HAHAHAHA! Shoot Bann! I burst into INTENSE laughter along with Jason Len. Completely stunned by Bann's smart come-back. HAHA!

"Laughter is the best medicine." nurse Kelly

in 'Did You Hear About The Morgans?'

First Post in 2010!

Hey guys! See ya tomorrow in school!

Sorry that I failed to update this frequently.

First,

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Second, some belated birthday wishes!

Chong Yong Shean (November 30)

"IT Girl"

Yong Wai Shin (December 30)

"Ms. Blur"

Magdalene Koh Yew Leng (December 31)

"Mag-da-LIAN"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLS!!! Wish you a great year ahead!

Now the calendar restarts, so will the strikes go off! Get ready Kensettians, WE ARE CHARGING FORTH FOR STPM~~!

But before that, done your maths?

!!!

OMG BESOK PLEASE MAKAN MY CAKE PLEEEAASSEEEEE AND THANK YOU~~!

Marshmallow plan may not be carried out. Apologies.

kthxbaiiiii.

She was only Form 2!

I was tudying up my laptop’s photo album and

I FOUND THIS!

Notice the girl on the right! I zoom it for you!

Now the name tag….

Hahaha! It’s you! LOH JINN SHIN!

It’s there in my album for like 5 years and I didn’t realise! Haha! Ask me for the photo!

Craziest Thing!

No wonder insurance do not offer them protection!

Effect of Pirated DVD to Children

This is why the government encourages us to buy original DVD!

Yamete, Ite, Kimochi!

SHOUTOUT.

LLLUUUUUUKKKYYYYYYYYY!!!~~~~~~~~

No Problem!

The best presenter I've ever met!

Whenever one does a presentation and pause for a moment, what would you ask? Most probably, "Any question?"

But I found this great presenter who is so good, that you wont even have a question to ask him.

Darren:" Okay, today I'm gonna present you Physic Chapter 11 Sound Wave...blah blah blah..."

Blah blah blah....

*Pause for a moment*

Darren:" No problem..."

WHAT?! Was that a question or a statement?

Aren't you gonna ask us "Any problem?" and you decided for us that we have "No problem..."

WHAT THE HECK SWEAT!

*Continues*

Darren:" This is compression....blah blah blah"

Blah blah blah

*Pause for a moment*

Darren:"NO PROBLEM!"

WTH! Again!

Mock:" Darren, are you asking us 'no problem?' or you're telling us that we have 'no problem'?"

Darren:" NO PROBLEM! If you have any problem please DON'T ask me..."

WAHAHA, cool man! That's brilliant! *whole class laughs*

Darren, you have my salute! The most "ZADAO" man in the class!

Perfect Imperfection