Simplest Nasi Lemak

Gopal: So how's the orientation going on now?!

Mock: Ended...

Gopal: Actually the orientation is like a waste of time...

Mock: It's not a waste of time if it's handled properly...

Gopal: Yea, actually we should have a ball or something like that...

Class: YES! WE SHOULD! YA LAH TEACHER!

Gopal: And I don't like the new committee!

Class: AGREE! Teacher We wanna change!

Gopal: I'm assigned to take over the Form 6 Society next year, so I'm gonna fire all the committee and let L6K take over...

Class: Yes! Good teacher!

Gopal: And then I'll let you all take care of the orientation and change the orientation system!

*Somebody*: Sir Sir! I wanna be President!

Gopal: Okay no problem! But, you have to give me something in return lah! I know you can't afford to slip me money like how I get to be a teacher. Nevermind, a simple nasi lemak will do...

*Somebody*: Okay no problem Sir!

Gopal: A very simple one! I've been gaining weight lately. Just some simple redang chicken, 2 eggs, a fish and some vege will do. I don't want those very complicated like ikan bilis, boiled eggs and sambal all those, don't have to take trouble...simple one will do...

Class: WAH VERY SIMPLE!

Our LOL making MUET teacher, Mr. Gopala Krisnan

Speech of Apologies

Below is the context of apology from our beloved (or hated) class monitor to all Upper 6 students:

"Good morning to Mr. Wong, Pn. Majinah, Pn. Gan, Mr. Chin, teachers and students. I am Mock Kar Wai from Lower 6 Kensett. I'm up here on the podium to humbly apologize to all Upper 6 students on behalf of my class and myself.

I admit that I have been arrogant in many way and that I have not paid the respect that all my seniors deserve. I'm sorry that I have been a bad influence to other Lower 6 students during the orientation period. I apologize for being rude to some individuals and that I've hurt their feelings. I apologize for the wrong use of language and tone while conversing with the seniors and made them feel threatened. I humble ask for your understanding and forgiveness. Please point me my weaknesses and wrongdoings, because I'm learning and I want to learn. Job 6:24 says:"Teach me and I'll be quiet; tell me where I have been wrong."

I also ask for forgiveness on behalf of my class for things which should or should not have done. I apologize for being rude while defending my class. I'll bear all responsibilities and consequences for whatever we have done.

I hereby thank Baaarathan & Sam Pui Kay for this wake up call. Please accept my humblest apologizes and may God bless you. Thank you and enjoy the day."

Prepared by Mock Kar Wai,
Editted by Pn. Gan Swee Peng.

This speech was not presented during assembly last Thursday. He asked for a chance to present this speech from Pn. Gan and he was permitted to do so. However, the speech was stopped in time by Form 6 Society. Thank God it was not released as it might cause more problem than before.