Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!", said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Heard during MUET Listening
Monday, March 1, 2010
A Fly and a Flea
A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!", said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!", said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Eko-seize-tem
*PA period*
En. Azlin:” Kemusnahan hutan hujan tropika akan menjejaskan ekosistem. Anda murid-murid Biologi kan? Cuba jawab ini! Siapa ni? Justin…Lim!”
Haha! Justin’s an Economy student, but we did not wanna tell teacher. It’s a good way to wake Justin up.
Class:” Justin…Justin!”
Justin:” *blur face, just woke up* Huh~?!”
En. Azlin:” Ekosistem, cuba jelaskan and huraikan.”
Justin walks out reluctantly, with a marker pen in his pen and he drew….
LOLZ, the whole class laughs non-stop. But he continues without realizing that he drew a 4 legged bird.
Justin:” *strikes out the flower* Kalau ini mati, *pointing at the insect* ini pun mati. Kalau ini mati, *pointing at the 4-legged bird* ini mati. Akhirnya, *circling his arms* semua mati!”
Class trembles in laughter, including teacher….
Lost Cock
“Duty rooster or duty roster?”
Here’s the question. Roster means list, rooster means male chicken. We argued about it with Pn. Khaw because some classes spell it roaster, some rooster, some even rooOOOOster.
Justin:” Mock, what’s rooster?”
Mock:” Rooster is cock la!”
Justin:” Cock?”
Mock:” Yea, you talk cock means you talk rooster lo!”
Justin:” Huh?”
Mock:” Rooster means male cick-en la!”
Justin:” Oh!” *show blur face*
Nigel turns around.
Nigel:” You know ah, my house there. The rooster, 2 o’clock. 2 ah! When I sleeping nice nice he goes ‘cock cock cock cock!’”
Mock:” Haha! The cick-en got problem with the alarm clock isit?”
Nigel:” Dia ayam sesat! Lost rooster!”
Mock:” *burst into laughter* Haha! Sesat!”
Nigel:” Lost cock! *pretends that he lost something* Eh, where’s my cock? Where’s my cock?!”
Mock:” Haha sound so wrong!”
Justin:” HUH~WHAT~?!”
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
B-day!
Happy birthday to Jinn Shin! First B-day of the year! And the start of our B-day giving tradition!
Happy birthday Jinn Shin, May God bless your STPM year! Last year of teenage, enjoy it!
Monday, January 11, 2010
Inside and Outside
I paid through my nose for all the books and school fees that came tumbling down upon my wallet. Severe bleeding caused my wallet to need immediate medical attention and blood transfuse.
When all finally
got their BRAND-NEW
Physic Volume 2
Textbook, we all
know we paid
the right money.
I went back to my seat, admiring my fresh, stiff hard cover page. I like the front page photo which was very nicely shot.
Mock: "Bann, look at this! I like the cover outside man!" *excited*
Lap Bann:" But I don't like the content inside..." *emo-less face*
HAHAHAHA! Shoot Bann! I burst into INTENSE laughter along with Jason Len. Completely stunned by Bann's smart come-back. HAHA!
"Laughter is the best medicine." nurse Kelly
in 'Did You Hear About The Morgans?'
Friday, January 8, 2010
Fire attack fails in PJ church
By Debra Chong
PETALING JAYA, Jan 8 — A Catholic church next to the Assunta Hospital here came under attack early this morning, just hours after another church in nearby Kuala Lumpur was torched.
Roman Catholic church officials said some homemade explosives were lobbed into the Church of the Assumption in Jalan Templar at about 4am.
“It did not explode,” said Father Lawrence Andrew, the editor of Catholic paper Herald.
Lawrence was himself informed of the incident through a text message sent out by Assumption parish priest Father Phillips Muthu.
“Someone threw homemade kerosene explosives into Assumption Church, Jalan Templar, Petaling Jaya at 4am. Am going to Police later. Earlier the Metro Tabernacle was burned in Desa Melawati, media has filed story,” said the message forwarded toThe Malaysian Insider.
This is the second such reported attack on a church in the last 12 hours.
A Protestant church, Metro Tabernacle in leafy Desa Melawati, was torched at around midnight.
The fire took out the church's administrative office, which is housed on the ground floor of its three-storey premises.
Eyewitnesses recounted seeing several people on motorcycles stopping in front of the church and smashing the glass windows to pour flammable liquid and igniting the blaze.
Church officials have reported the attack to the police.
Kuala Lumpur police chief Mohamad Sabtu Osman said it was too early to link the attack on the church to Muslim protests over a High Court ruling allowing the weekly Herald to publish the word “Allah” to refer to God in the Christian context.
“'We are still investigating,”' he is reported to have said.
Mohamad Sabtu also warned Muslims not to take part in planned protests at several mosques in the Klang Valley after Friday prayers.
The mercury is expected to rise and all fire stations have been put on the alert.
The police have also tightened their nightly patrols around churches in the past week following the High Court ruling on Dec 31.~~~Malaysian church fire-bombed ahead of Muslim protests
By M. Jegathesan (AFP) – 4 hours ago
~~~~~~~~~~
KUALA LUMPUR — A church in Malaysia has been fire-bombed in an attack that gutted its ground floor, church officials said Friday, escalating a dispute over the use of the word "Allah" by non-Muslims.
A fire department official said all stations were on alert for more blazes at religious buildings, ahead of planned nationwide protests Friday by Muslim groups angry over the use of the word as a translation for "God" by Christians.
The three-storey Metro Tabernacle church in suburban Kuala Lumpur, part of the Assemblies of God movement, was set ablaze in the attack which took place around midnight, said church leader Peter Yeow, 62.
"Witnesses saw four people smash the glass and throw incendiaries into the church building. They came on two motorcycles," he told AFP at the scene as fire department forensic officers picked through the wreckage.
There were no casualties in the attack on the church, which occupies the corner lot of a row of shop houses and which Yeow said draws some 1,500 people weekly.
"The fire destroyed the administrative part of the church. We do not know if the prayer hall on the third floor suffered any damage," he said, warning all other churches to "double their guard" against any attacks.
Anuar Harun, who headed the fire department operation, said that forensic experts were working with the police and a canine unit to probe the blaze.
"We are investigating the cause of fire. We cannot provide any more details. It is a sensitive issue," he said when asked if it was a case of arson.
"We have asked all our fire stations to be on alert for such fires on religious premises," he told AFP.
The High Court last week ruled in favour of the Catholic "Herald" newspaper which has used "Allah" as a translation for "God" in its Malay-language section. The government has said the word should be used only by Muslims.
The ruling was suspended on Wednesday pending an appeal, after the government argued the decision could cause racial conflict in multicultural Malaysia, where Muslim Malays make up 60 percent of the population.
The security guard at the Metro Tabernacle church, 65-year-old V. Mariappan, said he had just walked away from the main entrance of the building to use the bathroom when the building erupted in flames.
"When I came back, there was a huge fire inside the church building. There was a few loud explosions like bombs exploding," he said, adding he saw two motorcycle helmets lying on the road in flames.
The Herald's editor Father Lawrence Andrew has warned of a campaign of intimidation including hacker attacks against the weekly's website, protest plans and widespread criticism in the media over last week's ruling.
"We believe these actions (are designed) to create a climate of fear and a perceived threat to national security so as to pressure the court in reversing its decision," he said this week.
Religion and language are sensitive issues in multiracial Malaysia, which experienced deadly race riots in 1969.
The row over the use of "Allah" is among a string of religious disputes that have erupted in recent years, straining relations between Malays and minority ethnic Chinese and Indians who fear the country is being "Islamised."
Malaysia's population includes indigenous tribes as well as the large ethnic Chinese and Indian communities -- practising Buddhism, Christianity and Hinduism, among others.
More than half of Malaysia's Catholics are from indigenous groups, most of whom live on the Borneo island states and who mainly speak Malay.
Even as you're reading this, I urge you not to judge who is right nor who is wrong. I urge you, especially Christians to keep watch! Let's not condemn them, but pray for them and forgive them for God loves them as well. Christians, the sign of Christ coming is right in front of you. Take courage, watch, guard, persevere and pray!
By Debra Chong
PETALING JAYA, Jan 8 — A Catholic church next to the Assunta Hospital here came under attack early this morning, just hours after another church in nearby Kuala Lumpur was torched.
Roman Catholic church officials said some homemade explosives were lobbed into the Church of the Assumption in Jalan Templar at about 4am.
“It did not explode,” said Father Lawrence Andrew, the editor of Catholic paper Herald.
Lawrence was himself informed of the incident through a text message sent out by Assumption parish priest Father Phillips Muthu.
“Someone threw homemade kerosene explosives into Assumption Church, Jalan Templar, Petaling Jaya at 4am. Am going to Police later. Earlier the Metro Tabernacle was burned in Desa Melawati, media has filed story,” said the message forwarded toThe Malaysian Insider.
This is the second such reported attack on a church in the last 12 hours.
A Protestant church, Metro Tabernacle in leafy Desa Melawati, was torched at around midnight.
The fire took out the church's administrative office, which is housed on the ground floor of its three-storey premises.
Eyewitnesses recounted seeing several people on motorcycles stopping in front of the church and smashing the glass windows to pour flammable liquid and igniting the blaze.
Church officials have reported the attack to the police.
Kuala Lumpur police chief Mohamad Sabtu Osman said it was too early to link the attack on the church to Muslim protests over a High Court ruling allowing the weekly Herald to publish the word “Allah” to refer to God in the Christian context.
“'We are still investigating,”' he is reported to have said.
Mohamad Sabtu also warned Muslims not to take part in planned protests at several mosques in the Klang Valley after Friday prayers.
The mercury is expected to rise and all fire stations have been put on the alert.
The police have also tightened their nightly patrols around churches in the past week following the High Court ruling on Dec 31.~~~Malaysian church fire-bombed ahead of Muslim protests
By M. Jegathesan (AFP) – 4 hours ago
~~~~~~~~~~
KUALA LUMPUR — A church in Malaysia has been fire-bombed in an attack that gutted its ground floor, church officials said Friday, escalating a dispute over the use of the word "Allah" by non-Muslims.
A fire department official said all stations were on alert for more blazes at religious buildings, ahead of planned nationwide protests Friday by Muslim groups angry over the use of the word as a translation for "God" by Christians.
The three-storey Metro Tabernacle church in suburban Kuala Lumpur, part of the Assemblies of God movement, was set ablaze in the attack which took place around midnight, said church leader Peter Yeow, 62.
"Witnesses saw four people smash the glass and throw incendiaries into the church building. They came on two motorcycles," he told AFP at the scene as fire department forensic officers picked through the wreckage.
There were no casualties in the attack on the church, which occupies the corner lot of a row of shop houses and which Yeow said draws some 1,500 people weekly.
"The fire destroyed the administrative part of the church. We do not know if the prayer hall on the third floor suffered any damage," he said, warning all other churches to "double their guard" against any attacks.
Anuar Harun, who headed the fire department operation, said that forensic experts were working with the police and a canine unit to probe the blaze.
"We are investigating the cause of fire. We cannot provide any more details. It is a sensitive issue," he said when asked if it was a case of arson.
"We have asked all our fire stations to be on alert for such fires on religious premises," he told AFP.
The High Court last week ruled in favour of the Catholic "Herald" newspaper which has used "Allah" as a translation for "God" in its Malay-language section. The government has said the word should be used only by Muslims.
The ruling was suspended on Wednesday pending an appeal, after the government argued the decision could cause racial conflict in multicultural Malaysia, where Muslim Malays make up 60 percent of the population.
The security guard at the Metro Tabernacle church, 65-year-old V. Mariappan, said he had just walked away from the main entrance of the building to use the bathroom when the building erupted in flames.
"When I came back, there was a huge fire inside the church building. There was a few loud explosions like bombs exploding," he said, adding he saw two motorcycle helmets lying on the road in flames.
The Herald's editor Father Lawrence Andrew has warned of a campaign of intimidation including hacker attacks against the weekly's website, protest plans and widespread criticism in the media over last week's ruling.
"We believe these actions (are designed) to create a climate of fear and a perceived threat to national security so as to pressure the court in reversing its decision," he said this week.
Religion and language are sensitive issues in multiracial Malaysia, which experienced deadly race riots in 1969.
The row over the use of "Allah" is among a string of religious disputes that have erupted in recent years, straining relations between Malays and minority ethnic Chinese and Indians who fear the country is being "Islamised."
Malaysia's population includes indigenous tribes as well as the large ethnic Chinese and Indian communities -- practising Buddhism, Christianity and Hinduism, among others.
More than half of Malaysia's Catholics are from indigenous groups, most of whom live on the Borneo island states and who mainly speak Malay.
~~~
Even as you're reading this, I urge you not to judge who is right nor who is wrong. I urge you, especially Christians to keep watch! Let's not condemn them, but pray for them and forgive them for God loves them as well. Christians, the sign of Christ coming is right in front of you. Take courage, watch, guard, persevere and pray!
Matthew 5:44-45 "But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous."
By the way, Metro Tabernacle A/G is Isaac Tay's church.
By the way, Metro Tabernacle A/G is Isaac Tay's church.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
First Post in 2010!
Hey guys! See ya tomorrow in school!
First,
Sorry that I failed to update this frequently.
First,
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Second, some belated birthday wishes!
Chong Yong Shean (November 30)
"IT Girl"
Yong Wai Shin (December 30)
"Ms. Blur"
Magdalene Koh Yew Leng (December 31)
"Mag-da-LIAN"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLS!!! Wish you a great year ahead!
Now the calendar restarts, so will the strikes go off! Get ready Kensettians, WE ARE CHARGING FORTH FOR STPM~~!
But before that, done your maths?
Friday, December 4, 2009
Maths T Answer
Dear K-rockers,
Sorry dudes! Pn Khaw sent me this long ago but the forgetful-and-Facebook-everyday me forgot about it.
No worries! It’s now available.
Maths T Past Year Chapter 5 Answer
Okay let’s be honest, who has not started doing this? LOL
Hope I can still laugh out loudly when the end of the holiday comes.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Celebration!
Okay, I’m sorry! Have been lazy lately! Here’s you birthday wishes!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDES!
“Macho Ivan”
“School Taicho”
"Jason" Len Yung Wung (November 19)
“Currently in China”
You’re 18 at last, enjoy your last two years of teenage!
May you grow well!
Sunday, November 1, 2009
笑话
1）在医院里，一位护士看到一个病人在喝酒，就对他说：“小心肝“。病人就微笑道，说：”小宝贝”！
2）有一天，一个男孩问一位女孩：“你喜欢的男生要有什么品德呢？“那女孩就说："投缘的。”男孩伤心地问：头扁一点的不行吗？“
3）有一天晚上，小华问妈妈：“妈妈妈妈，我问你唷，闪电和电有什么不同？”妈妈回答：“闪电不用钱，电要钱的！”
Friday, October 30, 2009
!!!
OMG BESOK PLEASE MAKAN MY CAKE PLEEEAASSEEEEE AND THANK YOU~~!
kthxbaiiiii.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
She was only Form 2!
I was tudying up my laptop’s photo album and
I FOUND THIS!
Notice the girl on the right! I zoom it for you!
Now the name tag….
Hahaha! It’s you! LOH JINN SHIN!
It’s there in my album for like 5 years and I didn’t realise! Haha! Ask me for the photo!
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