New Header Photo!!

WooHOO!!!

New Header photo! Check it out our Italian handsign!!!!

SUPRISE!

It’s time to get this blog up and running again!

What you are about to see is to be taken LIGHTLY.

 

 

Lower 6 Coming in!

Woohoo!

At last they are here! So, have you spotted any handsome guy or pretty girl? I personally have not, but it's going to be extraordinarily exciting!

Here's the thing, our beloved Mummy wants 7A above to take 5 subs, so guys, what do you think?!

Cannot one la! Cannot force one.

Mummy, you do this you distract people who doesn't have the ability to cope. In the end, STPM result drag down...

MBS malu le...

Not that we runaway from problem, but we know our ability mah, let us choose lo!!!

=) and ah....keke not every teacher teach the way you do, so you can't compare the amount of work we do.

No offence, just to tell you what we think. If you want public apology, I can do it, but I'm speaking the truth ain't I? =)

Integration! *Laugh*

Thank you Pn. Khaw! This is a video shared by Muslimatun, check it out~!

Stopping by.

Heyy,on behalf of our dear monitor,im here to post up out IT teacher’s email address so u guys could send ur work over by 7th of May. Her email add is ranisegar@yahoo.com.

Do take note yeahh?

And g’luck for MUET.

Further added by monitor...you're suppose to create two simple webpages using Microsoft Publisher...*thumbs up*

Maths' Problem? NO PROBLEM!!!

Nigel introduced this website to me, very useful. By just typing the equation in, the page will sketch you graph, indefinite integral, derivative, alternate forms and etc. JUST CHECK IT OUT, maths made easy with computer!

I don't think even Pn. Khaw can calculate that fast!!!

http://www.wolframalpha.com

You can even check the integrating steps! very helpful! Enjoy!

hey wat i found

okay first thing first
KISSING GOURAMI!!!
requested by the class??


but it does not resemble any1 in the class...

second thing

any1 who does not like math would probably like tis comic - ENJOY!


but just dont say it 2 Pn. Khaw she will not believe tis...

Birthday Wishes In One Go!

Okay, I admit I had been lazy...

Didn't update my blog, didn't do homework....

Sorry guys but now I'm gonna do everything efficiently...

Happy Birthday guys!

Lee Yik Bing and Loke Voon Ho

(Ah Bing and Ah Loke)

[6 Feb]

Justin Lim Wei Kit

(Datuk Datin Tan Sri Michelle Justin)

[14 Feb Valentine's!]

Bernard Ho Chon Han

(Banana Ho!)

[18 Feb]

Lau Lap Bann

(Lapan, Bann, Tanker, Steel-eater)

[26 Feb]

DENNIS Foong Shee Heng

(DENNIS THE MENACE)

[27 March]

OWNAGE!!!! Everyone is wished!!!

May God bless your last year of being a teen...enjoy being killed slowly by Form 6 and loved by our beloved Mother, Pn. Gan!!!!

MATHS!

i found tis website. I found tat it's quite useful to me. Dunno bout u guys.
so tis is da link. http://www.intmath.com
Check it out. =)

Hey i found something on a forum hope you guys find it interesting
ithe joke is based on old statistic of STPM i think is 2004/05
the passing rate for STPM 2009 is 92.55%

From the Star
92.55 per cent of 48,466 students who sat for the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) examination last year passed the exam compared with 92.24% of 46,306 students last year.

here's the joke...ENJOY

The objective of STPM is to pass people?

How do you explain the fact that 87% of the students passed the examinations of the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) recently? When during your grandfather's time only 10% would have passed?

Are students getting smarter? Or are STPM questions getting easier?
Let me put things in their proper perspective.

During your grandfather's time, they would ask exam questions like:

In what year did Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka?
The correct answer was "1402", and they found that only 10% of the students managed to answer the question correctly. This didn't go down too well with the authorities, because the objective of the exams was to pass people.

I mean, what's the point of having exams if people fail?
So later, they found another way to ask the same question:

Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year:
(a) 2001
(b) 2004
(c) 1986
(d) 1975
(e) 1402
Tick the correct answer.

The results were better in that 20% of the students passed. But it was still not good enough, so the authorities tried a different tactic a few years later.

Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402. True or false?

Well, half of the students guessed "True" and the other half guessed "False". Fully 50% passed. The results were getting pretty acceptable by now.

Most other countries would be satisfied with a 50% passing rate, but not us. We are a better country, because we are a boleh country.The authorities then cracked their heads and then came out with this one:

Read the following sentence carefully.
"Parameswara, the cousin of Proton-Iswara, founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402." Underline the name of the person who founded Melaka.

60% underlined "Parameswara", 30% underlined "Proton-Iswara" and 10% underlined "1402". Hooiyoh......60% managed to pass! So krever!

But for some reason, the authorities were still not contented. So last year, they came out with this gem:

One day in the year 1402, Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka. Then he went home to have dinner. What did he eat?

13% handed in blank answers, 57% wrote "Maggi Mee", and 10% wrote "Kentucky Fried Chicken", and 20% wrote "Tree bark". The official answer was "Food" of course!

After the marking was over, it was found that 87% of the students had passed. 87%............now that's pretty impressive!

So it's true. The students are indeed getting smarter.

Physical and Chemical Properties of….WHAT?!

LOL, below are the clarifications of abbreviations used excluding foul abbreviations:

WT#

Ivan Low: “Is shit soluble? Maybe we can put it into H2O.”

Nigel: “Shit-Water Polarity!”

*Laugh like WT##*

*Loke pops in*

Ivan Low: “Let’s show this to Mr. Peraga!”

Funny part is coming…

Nigel: “Do SHIT emit radioactive?!” (Should be “Is SHIT radioactive”)

OM#G, LAUGHTER again

Ivan Booi: “Does SHIT obey VSEPR?”

Bernard: “TETRAHEDRAL!!”

Oh gosh!

Ivan Low: “Effervescence?”

HAHA! Lastly.

Yik Bing: “Projectile SHIT? We all dying!”

P.s. Please measure in Mass Spectrometer! Expose those SHIT-H2O mixture under sunlight. UV = Free Radical SHIT? rofl…

Loke: “SHIT got Resonance or not?”

OM#G…HAHA!

Confused-MBSian

The week after MUET Speaking Test for Ujian Selaras…

Gopal: “I’m very disappointed by your results. Some who I thought would score better did not perform well.”

The class starts to move to their respective speaking group…

Gopal: “Especially, the Confucians…”

Mag: “Huh, teacher, why?”

(Gopal said something which I forgot, but it was something to comment about frequent Mandarin usage in daily life if I’m not wrong, correct me by all means.)

Mock: “Mag, I thought you prefer to regard yourself as an MBSian?”

Mag: “Ya teacher, then what do you call Confucians that come into MBS? Don’t you call them MBSian too?”

Bernard: “*Pops in* They are called CONFUSED-MBSian!”

*burst into HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*

Mag: “Eh, you want die ah?!”